Is it this time already?
Apr. 1st, 2006 12:07 pm| April Fool | |
| glues your house to your bedroom ceiling. | |
| TPs your cat. | |
| sells your head on Ebay. | |
| has a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door. | |
| smiles. All the time. | |
| eggs your dog. | |
| paints your car orange. | |
| shaves your elderly relatives. | |
| trims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo. | |
| buys you a Russian Bride. | |