Is it this time already?

[hils]

April Fool
authoressnebula	glues your house to your bedroom ceiling.
drbillbongo	TPs your cat.
flickums	sells your head on Ebay.
halfdutch	has a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door.
jacqui_hw	smiles. All the time.
liars_dance	eggs your dog.
otw1980	paints your car orange.
padfoot_uk	shaves your elderly relatives.
robhu	trims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo.
sammy_stevenson	buys you a Russian Bride.
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