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I'm hoping further Twilight mocking isn't going to get me defriended by anyone else but I can't help myself
This post, especially the comments, cracked me up
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Twilight killed Captain America. :(
Posted by: Bucky
Josh: [ about the President] How's he doing in there?
Toby: He's got that look on his face like he's thinking of ways of killing himself.
-(Bartlet upon reading Twilight.)
Posted by: The West Wing
I read Twilight over Sam's crib.
Posted by: Yellow-Eyed Demon
Twilight is why MJ and I aren't married anymore. :(
Posted by: Peter Parker
Twilight is why I'm going to take out humanity.
Posted by: Skynet
I find your lack of plot disturbing.
Posted by: Vader
This post, especially the comments, cracked me up
Selected highlights:
Twilight killed Captain America. :(
Posted by: Bucky
Josh: [ about the President] How's he doing in there?
Toby: He's got that look on his face like he's thinking of ways of killing himself.
-(Bartlet upon reading Twilight.)
Posted by: The West Wing
I read Twilight over Sam's crib.
Posted by: Yellow-Eyed Demon
Twilight is why MJ and I aren't married anymore. :(
Posted by: Peter Parker
Twilight is why I'm going to take out humanity.
Posted by: Skynet
I find your lack of plot disturbing.
Posted by: Vader
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Date: 2008-11-22 07:26 pm (UTC)Also, I have an instinctive knee-jerk aversion to anything that's hyped as much as the Twilight books are.
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Date: 2008-11-22 06:42 pm (UTC)Besides, twinkling vampires are meant to be mocked!
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Date: 2008-11-22 06:45 pm (UTC)I can't believe bloody sparkly vamps had an opening weekend worth 37 million $, and they just announced the second movie.
The madness will never end!
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Date: 2008-11-22 06:47 pm (UTC)another:
If I did it, Twilight would've been the reason why.
Posted by: OJ Simpson
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Date: 2008-11-22 08:35 pm (UTC)Twilight was the inspiration for my MASTER RACE.
Posted by: Adolf Hitler
I admit, I read and enjoyed the books, in complete understanding that it was a teen fiction book. But I pretty much love making fun of anything, so this post didn't offend me. ;)
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Date: 2008-11-22 10:47 pm (UTC)I've been reading the comments--priceless!
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Date: 2008-11-23 09:36 am (UTC)I am happy to be a Twilight fan (though not part of the fandom which I find quite rabid!) and having only watched one HP film and never having turned a page of HP books, I really can't compare. Roll on the release of the film over here next month! Sparkly! LOL
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Date: 2008-11-23 07:39 pm (UTC)*Falls out of chair, laughing*
My mom is all into this now. It's the biggest literary difference of opinion we've had since she went all fangirl for Harry Potter.
If I want angsty vampires, I have Spike and Angel, thank you. *Hugs my pretty vampy boys*
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