Hee!

[hils]

I'm hoping further Twilight mocking isn't going to get me defriended by anyone else but I can't help myself

This post, especially the comments, cracked me up

Selected highlights:

Twilight killed Captain America. :(
Posted by: Bucky

Josh: [ about the President] How's he doing in there?
Toby: He's got that look on his face like he's thinking of ways of killing himself.
-(Bartlet upon reading Twilight.)
Posted by: The West Wing

I read Twilight over Sam's crib.
Posted by: Yellow-Eyed Demon

Twilight is why MJ and I aren't married anymore. :(
Posted by: Peter Parker

Twilight is why I'm going to take out humanity.
Posted by: Skynet

I find your lack of plot disturbing.
Posted by: Vader

Comments

[bittermint.livejournal.com]

Please, mock away! I detest all the Twilight hype almost as much as I detest HP fandom. ;)

[hils.livejournal.com]

Hehe! I'm pretty much indifferent to HP but I hate Twlight a surprising amount considering I've only read snippets

[bittermint.livejournal.com]

I've only read the first book, and that was more than enough. It makes me uncomfortable when I'm reading something and I get the feeling I'm learning more about the author's personal kinks than the characters. That's probably why a lot of fanfic squicks me these days.

Also, I have an instinctive knee-jerk aversion to anything that's hyped as much as the Twilight books are.

[hils.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, I have the same reaction to the Anita Blake books

[bittermint.livejournal.com]

Laurel Hamilton's preoccupation with knives and firearms makes me shudder.

[hils.livejournal.com]

And her obession with orgies with animals is quite disturbing

[bittermint.livejournal.com]

I never got that far in the series, thank gawd.

[hils.livejournal.com]

I wish I hadn't

[porntestpilot.livejournal.com]

People unfriended you over mocking twilight? D:

[hils.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I did a fairly harmless post asking what Twlight was all about and got defriended by this overly senstive girl who though I was dissing her fandom

[tyffi.livejournal.com]

Go ahead, mock Twilight. People who think Twilight is more realistic than Harry Potter don't deserve better. *lol*

Besides, twinkling vampires are meant to be mocked!

[hils.livejournal.com]

Hee! Yes, they do *g*

[duskwillow.livejournal.com]

I spend an hour few days ago LMAO reading all the replies there.

I can't believe bloody sparkly vamps had an opening weekend worth 37 million $, and they just announced the second movie.
The madness will never end!

[hils.livejournal.com]

OMG! Seriously. No.

[lux-astraea.livejournal.com]

*snerk* Mock away ... I'll be going to see it eventually, i know that much. RPattz... *G*

another:

If I did it, Twilight would've been the reason why.

Posted by: OJ Simpson

[hils.livejournal.com]

Hee!! OMG! I love it!

[whatiusedtobe.livejournal.com]

Personally, I liked:

Twilight was the inspiration for my MASTER RACE.
Posted by: Adolf Hitler

I admit, I read and enjoyed the books, in complete understanding that it was a teen fiction book. But I pretty much love making fun of anything, so this post didn't offend me. ;)

[hils.livejournal.com]

Hee! I nearly posted the Hitler one but I thought some people might not see the funny side

[roxymissrose.livejournal.com]

*cries laughing*

I've been reading the comments--priceless!

[hils.livejournal.com]

I keep going back to it. I can't stop laughing

[just-sue.livejournal.com]

Mock away!

I am happy to be a Twilight fan (though not part of the fandom which I find quite rabid!) and having only watched one HP film and never having turned a page of HP books, I really can't compare. Roll on the release of the film over here next month! Sparkly! LOL

[hils.livejournal.com]

Hee!

[lexalicious70.livejournal.com]

"I find your lack of plot disturbing."

*Falls out of chair, laughing*

My mom is all into this now. It's the biggest literary difference of opinion we've had since she went all fangirl for Harry Potter.

If I want angsty vampires, I have Spike and Angel, thank you. *Hugs my pretty vampy boys*

[hils.livejournal.com]

Hee! Yes. I'll even take Anne Rice's emo vampires over Twilight