Character Meme Thingy

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I totally forgot about this post until someone just added another prompt. I think enough time has passed that I can probably answer everything now

Here is my list of characters. I tried to mix up characters from my Asian fandoms and characters from my Western fandoms. Let's see what shenanigans ensue


1. Wang Panzi (DMBJ)
2. Hanabusa Shiro (Kei X Yaku)
3. Castiel (Supernatural)
4. Arthur Pendragon (Merlin)
5. Lex Luthor (Smallville)
6. Shen Wei (Guardian)
7. Lan Wangji (The Untamed)
8. Bucky Barnes (MCU)
9. Jack Zimmermann (Check Please)
10. Ilya Kuryakin (The Man From UNCLE)
11. Liu Sang (DMBJ)
12. Ye Zun (Guardian)
13. Hannibal Lecter (Hannibal)
14. Wu Xie (DMBJ)
15. Zhang Qiling (DMBJ)

15's nice little merchant ship gets captured by the dread pirate Shen Wei and his villainous crew. Is 6 indeed a super evil villain who will slaughter the whole merchant crew, or is 6 actually quite okay (it's the fierce look and reputation). And what does stowaway 7 make of all this, who is hiding away on the merchant ship, fleeing his awful life as...?

So, let's fill in the blanks first

Zhang Qiling's nice little merchant ship gets captured by the dread pirate Shen Wei and his villainous crew. Is Shen Wei indeed a super evil villain who will slaughter the whole merchant crew, or is Shen Wei actually quite okay (it's the fierce look and reputation). And what does stowaway Lan Wangji make of all this, who is hiding away on the merchant ship, fleeing his awful life as...?

Okay, this is amazing! Because Shen Wei's dual role as mild mannered professor and the black cloaked envoy works perfectly for a Princess Bride style AU. And if the ship belongs to Zhang Qiling that makes Wu Xie and Pangzi the first mate and quartermaster respectively. They would love to be boarded by the dead pirate Shen Wei. Lan Wangji, let's be real, would only be running away if it was something to do with Wei Wuxian. He's probably part of Shen Wei's crew and they reunite

1 wants to take 3 on a date and lets 3 choose what they'll do. 3 decides on horse-back riding! How does this go?

I am laughing so hard it hurts

Wang Pangzi wants to take Castiel on a date and lets Castiel choose what they'll do. Castiel decides on horse-back riding! How does this go?

This would be so very, very bad. I don't think Pangzi has ever ridden a horse in his life. Castiel can probably use his magic angel powers to get the horses to do whatever he wants so he's fine. Pangzi would suffer so miserably until Castiel talks to the horse and gets it to be nice to him.

2, 5 and 11 are athletes at the next summer Olympics. What sports do they do and have they a chance to medal? And what connection does 9 have to one (or some?) of them - trainer? Rival that will go as far as sabotaging them? Hysterical fan?

Okay, so

Hanabusa Shiro, Lex Luthor and Liu Sang are athletes at the next summer Olympics. What sports do they do and have they a chance to medal? And what connection does Jack Zimmermann have to one (or some?) of them - trainer? Rival that will go as far as sabotaging them? Hysterical fan?

Is there an event that involves looking good in a suit? Because Shiro, Lex, and Liu Sang all have that down. Adding Jack Zimmermann into the mix complicates things because he's a pro ice hockey player. So I guess he's just there as a fan of whatever looking good in a suit event the other three are participating in.

4 and 7 go on a roadtrip together. Do they have a good time or does it end in tears when 14 insists on coming along halfway through?

Which means

Arthur Pendragon and Lan Wangji go on a roadtrip together. Do they have a good time or does it end in tears when Wu Xie insists on coming along halfway through?

I think Athur and Lan Wangji would probably bond over having to make sacrifices for their duties. Adding Wu Xie into the mix would give them something to bond over because they would find this chaos gremlin so irritating (until the realise he actually reminds them of Merlin/Wei Wuxian).

10 meets 11 in a dark alley. Instant attraction or instant pistols at dawn?

So

Ilya Kuryakin meets Liu Sang in a dark alley. Instant attraction or instant pistols at dawn?

Oh, Liu Sang would crush hard on Ilya and his quiet and stoic competence

13, 1 and 5 meet in a class. What's the class for?

I'm assuming this means class as in school?

Hannibal Lecter, Wang Pangzi and Lex Luthor meet in a class. What's the class for?

You know what, no, not a school class. I am dying over the idea of them meeting in a cooking class. Hannibal is the teacher and he keeps making jokes about meat which Pangzi and Lex don't really understand but they're kind of scared and also aroused.

And, finally

7, 2, and 13: one of them gets sick or injured; how did it happen? How do they handle not being at their best? Are the other two willing to take care of them? Are they any good at it? Or does this just end in more of them sick or injured?

Which means

Lan Wangji, Hanabusa Shiro, and Hannibal Lecter: one of them gets sick or injured; how did it happen? How do they handle not being at their best? Are the other two willing to take care of them? Are they any good at it? Or does this just end in more of them sick or injured?

Given how often Shiro gets hurt and sick in Kei X Yaku I'm going to say he's the one who gets hurt. Of course he insists he's fine even though actual doctor Hannibal Lecter says otherwise. Lan Wangji would try and get him to drink some sort of medicinal tea, which Shiro hates because it's not sweet enough. Luckily for all of them Hannibal has access to the good drugs. After one very long drugged sleep Shiro starts to feel more like himself again.

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Because Shen Wei's dual role as mild mannered professor and the black cloaked envoy works perfectly for a Princess Bride style AU.
Haha this turned out really well! XD It works perfectly with Shen Wei, and yeah, Lan Wangji is only on that ship because he's searching for Wei Wuxian. XD