HAH!

[hils]

God, so I made the fatal mistake of telling oddlyfamiliar that I was unusually attracted to Jensen in this weeks SPN episode. I went off to have some dinner and watch Merlin and I came back to find I had 65 replies on Twitter


oddlyfamiliar: ANNOUNCEMENT: @hils_k has admitted she can't stop looking at Jensen. I think we should call this a victory, @hsapiens_lj!

hsapiens: Seriously? Have we finally won her over to sanity?!?

oddlyfamiliar: YES! And she can't say otherwise right now as she's watching Merlin :D :D

hsapiens: LOL! We win! *happy dance* What else can we say about her while she's distracted and can't contradict us?

oddlyfamiliar: HAHAHA! Ideas?

hsapiens: I've heard she's thinking of having a "Jensen Forever" tramp stamp tattooed, a la Pamela Barnes.

oddlyfamiliar: I heard the same! It must be true then!

hsapiens: I heard she cut out pictures of herself and Jensen and put them on her fridge. And wrote, "Mrs. Jensen Ackles" in her notebook.

oddlyfamiliar: She got all of her old high school notebooks out as well and wrote his name everywhere with hearts all around ♥

hsapiens: I heard she's going to iron on print outs of Jensen onto her pillowcases and sheets so she can sleep with him.

oddlyfamiliar: she already printed out the t-shirts with photoshopped pics of her & Jensen at the prom...

hsapiens: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry, I just had to stop appreciate the pure brilliance of that one

oddlyfamiliar: *takes a bow* I'm almost tempted to text her to let her know she needs to defend her honour... But maybe not :D

hsapiens: she's even started the jared_who comm over on LJ

oddlyfamiliar: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Although my first thought was that that was a Jared/Doctor Who crossover comm...

hsapiens: Pffft! That would take all the fun out of her discovering on her own what character assassination we've been up to

hsapiens: She'll come back, all innocent and happy to share the Merlin love only to find...

oddlyfamiliar: that's why I've managed to resist so far :D :D

hsapiens: What is she doing, catching up on a whole season?!?

oddlyfamiliar: *snerk* She also said she was getting food, and her internet keeps crapping out, so she'd have to update on her phone!

hsapiens: So we should help her find a better name for that comm, eh? Maybe, "jaredsucks_jensenrocks?"

oddlyfamiliar: I totally read that as jaredsucks_jensenscock... maybe I need to step away from the NC-17 fic?

hsapiens: So we might have a whole weekend to besmirch her reputation? Oh the possibilities...

oddlyfamiliar: I suspect she'd feel the disturbance in the force. But we should totally try anyway :D

hsapiens: No! Embrace the pron! Almost called it jaredsucks_jensenswallows but that didn't have the right besmirching aspect.

oddlyfamiliar: hee! The pron is pretty much all I read thankfully :D How about jaredsucks_everyone?

hsapiens: Ah, but without the internet she can only make sad faces like Obi Wan did when Alderaan was destroyed.

hsapiens: *snort* We should be so lucky. I KNOW! She could change her LJ name to mrsjensenackles

oddlyfamiliar: haha! There may be hope - it randomly returned earlier, so fingers crossed!

oddlyfamiliar: she totally could. Or she could change it to iheartjensen?

hsapiens: Not as embarrassing as naming yourself mrsjensenackles -- it's the sort of LJ name you abandon rather than change.

oddlyfamiliar: I'm almost tempted to buy her a rename token so she can do it... :D

hsapiens: LOL! I'd say it's a good thing that we don't know her LJ password...

oddlyfamiliar That's probably a very good thing :D (although my guess is that it's 'jensenrossacklesishot')

hsapiens Oh! I heard she's going to legally change her name to Missus Jensen Ackles.

oddlyfamiliar she's got an appointment on Monday to get it pushed through quickly. She can't stand to wait any longer!

hsapiens: She is missing our brilliance! *pout* We're totally taking her name in vain.

oddlyfamiliar: if that doesn't work the only other option would be 'jaredtristanpadaleckisucks'

hsapiens: Her internet isn't down; she's just pretending because she knows we're going to give her grief for her fickle-ness.

oddlyfamiliar: I know :( it'd be so much fun if we could tease her properly!

hsapiens: After she finishes her name change on Monday, I heard she's going to register for wedding gifts & monogrammed towels

oddlyfamiliar: Oh, I'll have to sign up to the registry. Shall we split the cost of a new toaster for them?

hsapiens: Oh yes. We should totes spring for the engraving. "Mrs. Hils Ackles," just like she always dreamed.

oddlyfamiliar: *sniffs* I'm tearing up here. Has she asked you to be a bridesmaid yet? Apparently Jared is her Maid of Honour!

hsapiens: No she hasn't! She knows I'm still lusting after her groom. Pfft. Like I'd attack Jensen at the altar.

hsapiens: Or else she's jealous that I look good in all the bridesmaid colors. Even puce. Jensen might not be able to resist.

oddlyfamiliar: Well. Maybe... I heard Misha is gonna be conducting the ceremony, so at least we'll get to see him dressed as a priest

hsapiens: Oh god. I need to visit my bunk. Priest!Misha just shortcircuited something vital.

oddlyfamiliar: uh oh. She's online... *runs away*

hsapiens: I didn't even know that I had a priest!Misha kink.

hsapiens: Uh, hi Hils! *waves* You, uh, don't want to be reading anything from the past, oh, hour or so.

oddlyfamiliar: it kinda sneaks up on you doesn't it. Mmmmm priest!Misha...

hsapiens: It kind of hit me over the head and dragged me back to its cave. Jesus but that's hot.

oddlyfamiliar: Mmmm now I'm thinking about caveman!Misha. In a teeny tiny little scrap of fur...

oddlyfamiliar: HI! JUST REMEMBER THAT WE LOVE YOU!

hsapiens: ROWR! Misha would be so hot, wielding his manly club. *thunk*

oddlyfamiliar: Mmmm Misha's manly club... :D

I may have caused a rukkus because I was laughing so loud. I thought I was going to rupture something ;)

And then I asked my Twitter feed to spam me with pictures of Jared and Misha and they all sent me pictures of Jensen

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