Misha tweets

[hils]

Wow, I haven't shared Misha's tweets since before I went to Chicago. I am a bad minionwife.

So, here, have a catch-up *g*


Remember Random Acts? if you know a person or community that should we should do something nice for, nominate them. http://bit.ly/bZkRS1

Also, remember how i ran until my legs gave out? If you haven't made good on your pledge yet, and don't want your kneecaps broken...

Ahh, it feels good to be back and to be threatening perfect strangers in the name of charity again. All is right with the world.

For those asking, yes! U can work with Random Acts from Iran, Brazil, even from inside Guantanamo-Please don't nominate known serial killers

I'm at the Westin hotel in Chicago where I've been invited to judge a beauty contest. So far, this cutie is the frontrunner.



Looks like this guy just took first place as #1 beauty:



a few pests have been clogging my timeline with annoying requests for a certain photo. Here. Now leave me alone:



I hate to cave like this, but enough is enough. I hope you're satisfied.

Eu desesperadamente querem vir para Portugal. Por favor, venha para este evento, para que possamos dançar juntos. http://tinyurl.com/2epb4b6

Glad to hear the extraction of the Chilean miners is going well. I wasn't positive my capsule design was going to work.

. @justinbieber's in Vancouver! before his show tonight we're going to play laser tag & I'm going to give him feedback on his autobiography.

Warner Bros. just called & they'll give me a live rhinoceros if the three guys wearing earth tones win this poll: http://tinyurl.com/2c6kr8e

Vote as many times as you like. It's not like those rigged presidential elections where you can only vote once. http://tinyurl.com/2c6kr8e

I can't do this alone & I'm not one to hog winnings, so if we win, i'll carve the rhino up & mail little dried pieces of it to each of you.

I used to think i wanted to be President when i grew up, but now i see what i really wanted to be was an earring. http://twitpic.com/31fzes

For those meeting me in the UK this weekend, whomever brings the largest turnip wins a jar of my homemade wild grape jelly & a palm reading.

I'm in the UK. The Queen came to my hotel last night to "discuss policy." It's 7AM & I need Her out, but She's so cute when She's sleeping.

Not to kiss & tell, but I was woken up last night learning that Elizabeth, or should I say, Her Majesty, wears dentures. She's very nimble.

Hi! There is no booze here.

Disregard last missive. Phone was hijacked by known felon, @hils_k. I am sorry. Go back to sleep.

I just met a super sweet white guy with a wicked tan



I am involved in one of the most important political movements of this century... Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QX4wO-QYEU

Only four hours left! Man your battle stations and vote repeatedly! (We'll win this, or break the Internet trying!) http://bit.ly/a7wz7S

So this drunk lady begs for my phone# & I deflect with "facebook me." She say's "what's FB?" Just 1 week later... http://twitpic.com/34yekp

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=149176041774334. I'm definitely not going to "friend" her. She's the super-clingy type.

And I know I don't normally link to replies but this was just too amusing

@mishacollins SERIOUS QUESTION: Do you think you could survive a ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE?

@bagelsvswaffles easily. I've survived every other kind of apocalypse.