In which Jared does not catch a clue. Ever.

[hils]

So it all started, as so many things do, on Twitter




I tweeted Jared is so clearly thinking 'Jensen you are so far gone for Misha it's unreal'

stripedsockscat responded with Jared's all "hahaha that's funny... you'll be in Misha's trailer...oh wait...?"

And from there on it turned into a tale of clueless!Jared

"Hey, am I invited? Oh..."

"oh oh no its ok, I get it. I guess I am too tall to get through his door...that's valid..."

"I'll just go now and be...away."

"yeah, I mean I know you only have 2 but I could go get my xbox controller. No? ok I'll uh just be over here running lines then..."

"Wait, I have an awesome idea! We could go to that restaurant that...guys...where did you go?"

"oh hey mish, why are u answering Jen's phone?"

"What's that? Jensen's in the bathroom and left his phone with you? Oh, that makes sense."

"What was your room number in Chicago again? Oh that's funny. Misha's is the same"

"Funny, Jensen mentioned a weird stain on the bed too."

"u sound out of breath. Are u busy? Oh cardio...in your room? Yeah no I've never jazzercised."

"Misha, how do you know how bendy Jensen is? Oh, you've been doing yoga together? Awesome! Oh, the class is full now?"

"did y'all guys wanna watch The Losers at my place? Richard & Jim are gonna...no I haven't seen spartacus."

"Jensen are you wearing Misha's shirt? Oh, you went shopping together and bought the same thing?"

"Haha guys that's kinda ga- oh matching jackets too? Like a club?"

"And they didn't have them in my size? Well, I am kind of tall I guess. Oh, nice rings."

"we could do a secret handshake! Oh well what's yours like? Personal?"

"What's Team Cockles anyway? Like something to do with seafood?"

"I know! We should invite some girls so its not a sausage fest. Uh I guess a guys night would be cool. No really I have not seen it"

"So what do you want me to bring? Beer? Nachos? Oh, oil? For frying stuff, right?"

"will that be in near the vegetable oil? & where is that shop? Under the Rainbow flag on second street. Yeah writing it down."_

"Misha, I'm in the shop and the guy wants to know what flavor I want. He looked at me weird when I said vegetable."

"coconut? I did hear that was good to cook with. Is that Jen grunting? Wii tennis! Bring that with you tonight!"

"Okay, I've got the oil. It seems like kind of a small bottle but I guess we don't need much for cooking. See you tonight."