Purple is my colour

[hils]

So yesterday was supernaturalhel's hen party. The theme was wigs and there was a variety of penis shaped paraphanalia that we had to carry around with us.

Funnily enough this is something that is considered standard practise for a hen party but for me it was right out of my comfort zone. I've been to two hen parties this year. The first one we dressed as Disney heroines and the second was a very subdued trip to a fancy wine bar.

But, you know, getting out of your comfort zone is good and once I'd had a few drinks I was fine.

Felt bad for my Twitter feed who got spammed with messages and pictures last night. LOL



Imagine my embarassment being the first one to turn up dressed like this. I was about the only person in the bar for ten minutes


I felt better when everyone else showed up


We look colourful


supernaturalhel and Jackie are my oldest friends (although I protested at the use of the word 'old' when Helen introduced me as such)


I got friendly with everyone pretty quickly


Aww! Me and Helen


Helen demonstrating fellatio on a bottle neck




Shot glass on a chain. I vaguely recall drinking Jagermeister out of it at one point (never had it before and that stuff is FOUL)


Hottie whistle - unused. LOL


Bubbles in a cock shaped bottle


Special ruler


Cock wand. I actually quite liked this. It's sparkly and fluffy


Um...yes...*blush*


Oh, and a cock shaped straw. That took me back to the con at Tampa for those on my flist who were there for that


With the flash off so you can see the glow-sticks


And our group




The beautiful bride. Those who were at writerconuk will recognise the slash goggles




They were awesome. Everyone wore them


Sampling the cock straw


We were quite drunk by this point. Can you tell?


Cock straw and slash goggles






supernaturalhel trying to convince everyone she's an angel


I eventually ditched the wig




But I wound up with someone elses wig at some point


supernaturalhel playing with the bubbles


And she wound up wearing everyone's sashes when hers broke

Tweets:

Words cannot express how self-conscious I feel. I need to be drunk right now http://twitpic.com/2eqk6i

I'm sat alone in a bar dressed like that waiting for everyone else to turn up

We seem to have spent the night harassing teenage boys. I feel old

The slash goggles are proving popular http://twitpic.com/2esneb

Dance remix of Journey. Dean Wichester would be weeping

I've ditched the wig http://twitpic.com/2esxcm

I donated my wig to a drunk girl who told me i had a nice dress and pretty hair