Misha tweets
May. 19th, 2010 12:01 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hilsI've stuck the one tweet Misha did last week along with all of today's in case anyone is wondering why he's talking about Friday on a Tuesday
Happy Friday, ass-butts.
I'm off to europe tomorrow, the UN secretary general wants me to stop the icelandic volcano, Eyjafjallajokul, (pronounced "oy vey gevalt").
I'm also going to recommend the Secretary General change his legal name, because by his own admission, "Ban Ki-moon" just isn't "stately."
I wish i could say my plan for stopping the eruption were genius, but it's not-I'm recommending we pave over it and open a Walmart on top.
you're right @angabella, that would be a gate to hell. Putting a walmart on a volcano is probably the only sure way to summon Satan.
Raise your hand if you're going to meet me here http://tinyurl.com/286pfb5 in Paris. I need to make sure i bring enough chocolate 4 everyone
if meeting me in Paris or Bad Neuenahr, please bring some home-town artifact. As I must understand your cultures in order to conquer them.
Why do so many of you keep inviting me to amsterdam with the promise of drugs and hookers. I'm not into that stuff. I like guns and arson.
i'll give an example of a home-town artifact: I'm from Franklin County, Mass. so i'd bring a hemp-fiber fanny pack filled with carob chips.
Couldn't resist: @Sebastianglints writes, "@mishacollins if you ever reply to my tweets, i'll probably shit my pants." Please send photos.
Happy Friday, ass-butts.
I'm off to europe tomorrow, the UN secretary general wants me to stop the icelandic volcano, Eyjafjallajokul, (pronounced "oy vey gevalt").
I'm also going to recommend the Secretary General change his legal name, because by his own admission, "Ban Ki-moon" just isn't "stately."
I wish i could say my plan for stopping the eruption were genius, but it's not-I'm recommending we pave over it and open a Walmart on top.
you're right @angabella, that would be a gate to hell. Putting a walmart on a volcano is probably the only sure way to summon Satan.
Raise your hand if you're going to meet me here http://tinyurl.com/286pfb5 in Paris. I need to make sure i bring enough chocolate 4 everyone
if meeting me in Paris or Bad Neuenahr, please bring some home-town artifact. As I must understand your cultures in order to conquer them.
Why do so many of you keep inviting me to amsterdam with the promise of drugs and hookers. I'm not into that stuff. I like guns and arson.
i'll give an example of a home-town artifact: I'm from Franklin County, Mass. so i'd bring a hemp-fiber fanny pack filled with carob chips.
Couldn't resist: @Sebastianglints writes, "@mishacollins if you ever reply to my tweets, i'll probably shit my pants." Please send photos.