Misha tweets

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I'm visiting the Australians May 8th & 9th-it is my hope that we can resolve our differences peacefully, but i will use force if necessary.

I'm twitting about australia at 4:45AM Sydney time and the Aussies are not responding?!! Who the hell is still in bed at 4:45 AM?

This indolence will not stand! I'm going to France too. I bet the Frenchies aren't sleeping on the job. I'll twit to them instead.

I'm going to be in Paris May. Please come meet me there so we can plot world domination http://tinyurl.com/25ke5zx.

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Paris is going to be great. We'll have cheese, wine, & who knows, if things get really heated, we just might go on strike for good measure.

Gotta run. I have an appointment with a specialist who's promised to sharpen my wit. Treatment sounds interesting it's called "trephination"