Misha tweets

[hils]

If you're watching the final US/Canada Olympic game I'm playing for the U.S. under the pseudonym "Ryan Malone."

It's been a rough game even for hockey. Number 24 of Canada just sucked our goaly's left eye out of it's socket.

It's getting ugly here on the ice. 1 of the Canadianz pushed me & whispered "U skate like a girl!" I'm fighting back the tears. What a jerk!

& since when were ice pyroettes girlie? I'm doing them for the strategic distraction factor. Canadians just don't understand masculinity.

See that? I even spell ballet terms like a man.