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So, apparently Misha tweeted while I was away this weekend and none of the tweets went to my phone. I suspect a Mr Twitter conspiracy


Alas @fernyaxx, $1 from each minion would not be enough for world domination-it would buy a decent amount of pizza, but not global conquest.

Sorry guys. That was kind of coitus interruptus. hugo chavez showed up at my door with a fifth of rum & he wouldn't leave till it was gone.

Some of u are trying to get #teamfreewill to "trend." But i refuse to help. Last time i participated in trending, P. Diddy slashed my tires.

The Brazilians keep asking me to say "hi," but can't do that either. i have an image to uphold.

If i tweet to just 1 country that's unfair, if I tweet to each country, that's gracious, and i can't afford to be seen as either.

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