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Misha has been absent from Twitter for the past couple of weeks, causing much unrest amongst the minion collective. He's back now though and all is well with the world

Where have you guys been?! I've been worried sick. I've been posting your photos all over town. I even called your mothers &/or caretakers.

Yeah, @SatansPuppet, most of your moms hung up on me. Maybe it was my heavy breathing... or my irate cursing. Either way, they were rude.

1 of u posted "we're now 1/4 of a million minions strong." Strictly speaking, it's 1/10th of 1/4 of a mil-which doesn't have the same ring.

Either way, we're a formidable force. We need to start thinking about how to construct a cumbersome bureaucracy to accentuate our numbers.

I still don't know how 2 use twitter-@esskay writes: I work in local govt, if you want red tape created for no reason I have loads of ideas!

That's the spirit @esskay! If we're going to have bureaucracy, we'll need pencils & bureaucrats! I'll start working on the job application.

See u later. I've got to get cracking on the PEIMS (Preliminary Environmental Impact of Minions Study) before this can go to committee.

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