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Dec. 1st, 2008 02:01 pm
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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In November I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Friday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Saturday I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] attaccabottoni (-10 points). In October I pulled over and changed [livejournal.com profile] sarahlynnl's flat tire (15 points). Last Monday I put gum in [livejournal.com profile] notsowise_sage's hair (-12 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-783 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
Hils

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