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hilsOk, so this conversation happened at work today and it amused me muchly
Greg: Can you look up the lyrics to Fluorescent Adolescent by The Arctic Monkeys? There's a line I can't understand
Hils: *reads* Likes her gentlemen to not be gentle
Was it a Mecca Dobber or a betting pencil?
Greg: Ahh!
Hils: Bzuh? What's a Mecca Dobber?
Greg: It's one of those big marker pens they use in Bingo
Hils: Oh! So it's a penis metaphor!
Greg: Eh?
Hils: A big fat marker pen or a tiny little pencil like you get in betting shops
Greg: Wow, I would never have made that connection. And you got it incredibly quickly!
Dave: That's because she writes porn!
Hils: *grins*
Greg: Can you look up the lyrics to Fluorescent Adolescent by The Arctic Monkeys? There's a line I can't understand
Hils: *reads* Likes her gentlemen to not be gentle
Was it a Mecca Dobber or a betting pencil?
Greg: Ahh!
Hils: Bzuh? What's a Mecca Dobber?
Greg: It's one of those big marker pens they use in Bingo
Hils: Oh! So it's a penis metaphor!
Greg: Eh?
Hils: A big fat marker pen or a tiny little pencil like you get in betting shops
Greg: Wow, I would never have made that connection. And you got it incredibly quickly!
Dave: That's because she writes porn!
Hils: *grins*
