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hilsI have brought to light Dave's fear of sporks.
He didn't know what one was so I showed him a pic and he started freaking out.
I just laughed because I am mean *g*
Edit: A spork is a perfect metaphor for human existance. It tries to function as both spoon and fork, and because of this dual nature, it fails miserably at both. You cannot have soup with a spork, it is far too shallow; you cannot eat meat with a spork, the prongs are too small.
ROTFLMAO!!!!
Ok, I must stop visiting spork websites now
He didn't know what one was so I showed him a pic and he started freaking out.
I just laughed because I am mean *g*
Edit: A spork is a perfect metaphor for human existance. It tries to function as both spoon and fork, and because of this dual nature, it fails miserably at both. You cannot have soup with a spork, it is far too shallow; you cannot eat meat with a spork, the prongs are too small.
ROTFLMAO!!!!
Ok, I must stop visiting spork websites now
