Interview meme

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1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I respond by asking you five personal questions so I can get to know you better.
3. Update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. When others comment asking to be interviewed, ask them five questions.

I was interviewed by flickums

1. Okay, I'm at the altar about to make my vows when (a la The Vicar of Dibley) Sean Bean bursts into the marquee and tells me that he's the one I really want. This isn't the case so I let him down as gently as possible. As maiden of honour, how do you deal with the situation? Well, I think the simple solution is to wait for the wedding is over, take him to the pub, get him blind drunk and then comfort him in his hour of need. Or, you know, jump him in the church

2. You're a pirate. Who are your crew, what is your ship called and what treasure are you seeking?
Anyone can be in my crew so long as they can either do a good pirate impression or they're a hot man

3. If you could live within the fictional world of any film, what would it be?
Uh...Pirates of the Caribbean of course!

4. If you were a supervillain, how would you bend the world around your little finger? Also - who would be your arch nemesis?
I would make everyone watch and read porn all the time so that they were too horny or exhausted to stop me from taking over. My arch nemesis would be someone like Mary Whitehouse. LOL

5. What is your favourite vegetable?
Carrots