WOO

[hils]

I hate people in mobile phone shops. They are invariably smug yuppie types who will try and sell you a load of stuff even if you tell them you don't want it

I went into Phones 4 U, knowing exactly what I wanted and just looking to see I could get it for a decent price

Me: Hi, how much is your Motorola V3
Smug Yuppie Type (SYT): £90. Do you want the V3i? It's better (and much more expensive)
Me: No thanks
SYT: Do you want a contract? You get the handset for free if you sign up and pay us money for a service you don't use
Me: No, thanks
SYT: *spends ten minutes trying to get me to sign up for a contract
Me: NO THANK YOU! (Now kindly fuck off and die you smug yuppie bastard)

Then I got served by the most miserable smug yuppie type in the shop. He didn't smile once the whole time he was talking to me

Still, I got my phone for the same price Tesco were selling it for and I'm back with O2. YAY! I've got full signal in the flat. WHEE!

So, if you want my new mobile number I can be reached on the following number

07933145320

I've sent a text to the people in my old phonebook but just in case I missed someone :)