Oh god...*wipes eyes*

[hils]

Lady Marmalade is currently playing on the radio. We decided she is named such as she is a prostitute who spreads Marmalade on herself and has it licked off. We then started thinking of alternatives

Lady Peanut Butter
Lady Nutella
Lady Branston Pickle
Lady Branston Pickle (sandwich spead)
Lady Marmite (doesn't get many visitors)
Lady Gentleman's Relish

Yeah, we're in one of those silly moods