O.O

[hils]

I have had a real education this afternoon. Have learned the names of several sexual positions I didn't even know about (and was probably the only one). Then I learned about 'wings' and the different coloured wing awards blokes award themselves for various sexual acts

Gold Wings - Sleeping with a woman 10 years or more older than you
Silver Wings - Sleeping with a woman 5 years or more younger than you
White Wings - Sleeping with a virgin
Red Wings - Sleeping with a woman on her period
Green Wings - Contracting a sexual disease
Brown - Anal sex
Training Wings - Having a wank

There is a whole unknown world out there...