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hilsWas told this at work yesterday and only just remembered it
A cat walks into a bar and asks for a pint.
"Wow!" The barman exclaims. "A talking cat."
The cat merely shrugs and repeats his request for a drink. The barman hands one over.
"You could make a lot of money."
The cat shrugs again. "I'm not really interested. I already have a job working at the local building site."
"But think about it," the barman urged. "You could join a circus."
"What would they want with a bricklayer?"
A cat walks into a bar and asks for a pint.
"Wow!" The barman exclaims. "A talking cat."
The cat merely shrugs and repeats his request for a drink. The barman hands one over.
"You could make a lot of money."
The cat shrugs again. "I'm not really interested. I already have a job working at the local building site."
"But think about it," the barman urged. "You could join a circus."
"What would they want with a bricklayer?"
