Christmas present #9

[hils]

jaekayelle wanted Sparrington. Be warned, this one is rather silly


“Jack?”

“Yes, love.”

“What’s this?”

“What does it look like? It’s a Christmas present. You did know it was Christmas didn't you?”

“Of course I did!”

“Right. Are you going to open it then?”

“Alright….”

*paper rustles*

“Jack, I’m not wearing this.”

“Why not, Jamie?”

“It’s got holly on top of it.”

“I’ll have you know I spent ages trying to find that holly.”

“It looks ridiculous!”

“It looks adorable.”

“I can’t wear this wig in public. It looks like a Christmas cake.”

“You don’t have to wear it in public. Just for me. Now come over here and kiss me.”

“You’re incorrigible, Jack. But alright then”

“Merry Christmas, Commodore.”

“Merry Christmas, Jack”