Ahem!

[hils]

I have just one thing to say. Pay attention flickums

Down at the bottom of the garden,
Among the birds and the beas,
A little lot of little people,
They call the Poddington Peas.

Theres Creepy, Black Eye Pea and Dumpy.
Keep it a secret now please.
Theres Zippy, Happy and theres Sweepy.
And all the Poddington Peas!

The Poddington Peas!

*resumes work*