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Sep. 2nd, 2005 07:32 am| Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Hils' Lurgy | |
| Cause: | improperly prepared cheese |
| Symptoms: | double-jointedness, extremely grey stools, occasional tentacle growth, occasional dilation of pupils |
| Cure: | pass it on to someone else within seven days |
Tentacle growth? EEK! Keep me away from