5 deaths Beanie never died

[hils]

drbillbongo: but i guess that soon there will be no more ways to die for him... he's tried out almost everything!
immortalbeloved2000: LOL
immortalbeloved2000: I'm sure he will think of something new
drbillbongo: or his writers
drbillbongo: we could write a fic "5 deaths beanie has not died"
drbillbongo: *lol*
drbillbongo: if we can think of 5
immortalbeloved2000: LOL!!! Yes!!!!
immortalbeloved2000: *thinks*
drbillbongo: he got shot, stabbed, buried alive...
immortalbeloved2000: Death by kitten
immortalbeloved2000: I bet that's never been done before
drbillbongo: kitten?
drbillbongo: and how do you want to do that?
immortalbeloved2000: Beanie is evil, but he sees the kitten and his heat grows soft
immortalbeloved2000: He bends down to pick it up
immortalbeloved2000: And gets run over by a steamroller
immortalbeloved2000: The kitten of course jumps to safety
immortalbeloved2000: And then eats the squished leftovers
drbillbongo: =))
drbillbongo: steamroller!!!
drbillbongo: eeek - the ending is yucky
drbillbongo: but that would be a very interesting idea...

drbillbongo: hmm - what about poison?
immortalbeloved2000: He finds the words ' Archie Lives' written in mushrooms
drbillbongo: =))
immortalbeloved2000: Curious, he tries one
immortalbeloved2000: But oh no, they're poisonous mushrooms
immortalbeloved2000: He dies
drbillbongo: they're not only poisonous... they're bewitched
drbillbongo: and once he's dead, the mushrooms transform and write "beanie doesn't"
immortalbeloved2000: BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
immortalbeloved2000: =))

immortalbeloved2000: Death #3
immortalbeloved2000: Beanie has to do another film with Viggo
immortalbeloved2000: Viggo gets naked
immortalbeloved2000: Beanie's head explodes
immortalbeloved2000: Literally
drbillbongo: =))
drbillbongo: poor beanie!

drbillbongo: for some strange reason, i have that scene from "scary movie" in my head now, where that black guy's head gets smashed by a penis through the wall...
drbillbongo: :|
immortalbeloved2000: Eek
drbillbongo: yes
drbillbongo: but i bet beanie hasn't died that way yet
immortalbeloved2000: Well, that's ture
immortalbeloved2000: OOH! Death #4
drbillbongo: we have to be content with what we find ;)
immortalbeloved2000: Beanie has to do another film with Orli and commits suicide ;)
drbillbongo: =))
drbillbongo: LOL
drbillbongo: yes!

drbillbongo: let's use ioan's cock :D
hils : OMG! Yes!
hils : They decide to make a Sharpe/Hornblower crossover
drbillbongo: after the fuss that's been made about him i think it's big enough to fit through beanie's head
hils : Beanie gets a nasty surprise ;)
drbillbongo: *lol*
drbillbongo: =))