Two Towers drinking game

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For drbillbongo and anyone else who wishes to poison themselves with the demon drink



Aragorn: Take a drink whenever he usurps Theoden's authority
Take a drink whenever he speaks Elvish

Legolas: Take a drink whenever he looks pained
Take a drink whenever he speaks Elvish

Gimli: Take a drink whenever he makes a wise crack about his size
Take a drink whenever he insults or competes with Legolas

Gandalf: Take a drink whenever he gets on or off his horse
Take a drink whenever he uses magic

Eomer: Take a drink whenever he gets on or off his horse
Take a drink whenever he defends his sister

Eowyn: Take a drink whenever she makes a veiled comment to Aragorn about how she loves him
Take a drink whenever she complains about not being allowed to fight

Theoden: Take a drink whenever he mutters incoherently
Take a drink whenever he says war is bad

Boromir: Take a drink whenever he says 'Gondor'
Take a drink whenever he defends his brother

Grima: Take a drink whenever he whispers in Theoden's ear
Take a drink whenever he eyes up Eowyn

Arwen: Take a drink whenever she speaks Elvish
Take a drink whenever she appears on screen

Elrond: Take a drink whenever he says 'Mordor'
Take a drink whenever he has a 'mind meld' with Galadriel

Galadried: Take a drink whenever she has a 'mind meld' with Elrond
Take a drink whenever she appears on screen

Haldir: Take a drink whenever he speaks Elvish
Take a drink whenever he looks distressed

Pippin: Take a drink whenever he mentions food
Take a drink whenever he tried to look interested in one of Treebeard's stories

Merry: Take a drink whenever he makes reference to his and Pippin's height
Take a drink whenever he looks bored with one of Treebeard's stories

Frodo: Take a drink whenever he says 'Oh, Sam'
Take a drink whenever he fondles the ring

Sam: Take a drink whenever he says 'Mr Frodo'
Take a drink whenever he insults Gollum

Gollum: Take a drink whenever he displays split personalities
Take a drink whenever he insults Sam

Faramir: Take a drink whenever he looks off camera at nothing in particular
Take a drink whenever he changes his mind about something

Treebeard: Take a drink whenever he gets Merry's hopes up
Take a drink whenever he says 'little hobbits'

Saruman: Take a drink whenever he mocks Gandalf
Take a drink whenever he uses the palantir

Looking at that list it's a wonder we're still alive