Hmm....

[hils]

It's nice that people care about my site, but when someone e mails me and says I should contact everyone who has a WIP in my archive and tell them to finish it...um..how about no. Well, I shall start by e mailing myself

Dear Hils

You haven't updated Press-Ganged for ages. Hurry your bitch-ass up or I'm gonna run you outta town and burn your house down.

Love Hils

There we go.