There was a hole in the road and guess which idiot tripped in it? Me! Fell face first right in the middle of the road while there were cars. Thought I was going to get squished and quickly scrambled to safety. I have two grazed hands, a grazed knee and either a badly sprained right hand or a badly bruised right hand. It hurts either way. Decided to take the afternoon off because I was in pain and feeling crappy. I'm going to have a hot bath in a minute and then watch Pirates of the Caribbean while I eat chocolate and feel sorry for myself
Ow!
Ow!