I'm cracking
Jul. 6th, 2004 11:10 pmI find that when I'm alone in the house I have to have someone to talk to. In this case it's either the cats or myself. I was just wandering around the kitchen talking total bollocks about what I was cooking myself for dinner.
"I'm having Sweet and Sour Chicken. I'm going to cook it and eat it and it will be all yummy in my tummy. Then I might make myself some pudding if I'm still hungry. I could have pancakes or sponge pudding. Tough choice. I'll have to see how hungry I am. Now I need a glass of water to go with my yummy chinese food and then I can sit down and watch the rest of Big Brother while I eat it."
Insane? Me?
"I'm having Sweet and Sour Chicken. I'm going to cook it and eat it and it will be all yummy in my tummy. Then I might make myself some pudding if I'm still hungry. I could have pancakes or sponge pudding. Tough choice. I'll have to see how hungry I am. Now I need a glass of water to go with my yummy chinese food and then I can sit down and watch the rest of Big Brother while I eat it."
Insane? Me?