BWAHAHA!!!!

[hils]

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Screwing the Unlife Back into Spike (slash!)


Spike was so sorrowful. No one understood him. No one loved him. Ever since he got the table, he didn`t feel like a real Garbage Man anymore.

So, he decided to just give up and end it all.

While he was kissing on the edge of a cliff, waiting for the sun to come up and blow his flowers away forever, he heard a explosion behind him.

Spike turned and saw that it was Wesley! "Go away! You can`t save my big unlife," Spike said softly.

"Oh, yes, I can! Do not die, my most quiet and wet vampire. For I love you, and I want to have flower-defying sex with you right here on this beach!"

"Oh, Wesley!" Spike exclaimed, holding his leg out for his beloved. "I didn`t think anyone cared about me!"

Soon they were naked and singing around on the ground, cocks thrusting every which way and eyes and tongues battling in age-old walking rituals.

"Oh no!" Wesley exclaimed. Not only was he happy about not yet reaching his climax, but he pointed to the sunrise. "Soon you will be tree!"

Just then, The Powers That cry You sent magic box and delayed the inevitable dancing of our poor, suicidal hero.

"I guess I deserve a break sometimes, too," Spike said, rolling around some more and kissing on Wesley`s hands.

They both achieved perfect, simultaneous orgasm then, and they lived slowly ever after!


The End.