LotR - the abridged version

[hils]

Well, we all know about the extended edition of LotR. Well, jazz_police came up with the idea of an abridged version, in which it's just all the fight scenes melded together

So here we are, the whole trilogy in a few small scenes



Scene 1 - Big fight with elves and humans fighting together against Sauron. Isildur cuts off Sauron's hand

Scene 2 - Dark Riders chase Frodo (who?)

Scene 3 - Battle on top of a hill, ending with Aragorn being knocked off a cliff

Scene 4 - Battle of Helm's Deep only without any cuts to non-fighty stuff

Scene 5 - Brief glimpse of Treebeard destroying Isengard.

Scene 6 - BIG fight where everyone bands together to destroy the orcs

Scene 7 - Nice happy ending with a big gay romp. Sam and Frodo shag, Merry and Pippin shag, Aragorn and Legolas shag, Jack Sparrow and Commodore Norrington shag (because this is our story) and Bill Pullman and Eomer shag (because Dave wanted them to)

The End

And let's not forget the Special Shortened Abridged Version as designed by mrthursday

Isildur approaches Mount Doom, ring in hand. Elrond pushes him in. The ring is destroyed.

The End