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Since it's Christmas I thought I'd post these for your entertainment

Unwisely Santa offered a teddy bear to James, unaware that
he had been mauled by a grizzley earlier that year

~*~

Stick boy noticed that his Christmas tree looked healthier
than he did

~*~

For Christmas, Char Boy received his usual lump of coal,
which made him very happy

For Christmas, Char Boy received a small present instead of
his usual lump of coal
whoch confused him very much

For Christmas, Char Boy was mistaken for a dirty fireplace
and swept out into the street

~*~

For Christmas, Stain Boy got a new uniform.
It was clean and well pressed,
comfy and warm

But in a few short minutes
(no longer than ten)

those wet, greasy stains
started forming again


~All these are taken from The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy by Tim Burton