Had a dream last night that I was in a library doing some sort of research with a bunch of people I don't know. I was smoking a cigarette through a cigarette holder and I was worried I was going to damage the books until I saw everyone else was smoking too. Then I got REALLY drunk and went out with a bunch of people I knew from junior school. We went to a pizza place and they wouldn't serve us pizza because we were drunk so we trashed the place by throwing orange juice everywhere
We got a bus back home and I realised that the police were going to arrest me because I'd tried to pay for the pizza with my credit card so they knew who I was. My old boss was on the bus, apparently drunk too, and he asked me if I'd had a good night. I lied and said I couldn't remember.
Got off the bus and ended up bumping into Sting. We started talking and he was telling me how his wife had got a regular job appearing in Charmed. I told him this was a bad idea because Charmed sucked and he agreed with me. We then decided to have lunch together. As we were eating I was telling him how all the famous people I've met have been really nice, him included.
All of a sudden he spotted someone he didn't want to see and asked me to keep an eye on his stuff while he hid. I was still sat there watching his coat when I woke up.
Madness!
We got a bus back home and I realised that the police were going to arrest me because I'd tried to pay for the pizza with my credit card so they knew who I was. My old boss was on the bus, apparently drunk too, and he asked me if I'd had a good night. I lied and said I couldn't remember.
Got off the bus and ended up bumping into Sting. We started talking and he was telling me how his wife had got a regular job appearing in Charmed. I told him this was a bad idea because Charmed sucked and he agreed with me. We then decided to have lunch together. As we were eating I was telling him how all the famous people I've met have been really nice, him included.
All of a sudden he spotted someone he didn't want to see and asked me to keep an eye on his stuff while he hid. I was still sat there watching his coat when I woke up.
Madness!