A VERY long Buffy meme

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The Usual Stuff
1. What's your favourite season? And why? Season 2. Bad ass Spike, Angelus, Buffy and Spike first teaming up and the hearbreaking ending which is now the second most heartbreaking after Chosen

2. What's your favourite episode? And why? Tough choice given the emotional state I'm in. At the moment it's probably Touched

3. What's your favourite episode from season 1? Prophecy Girl

4. What's your favourite episode from season 2? Becoming

5. What's your favourite episode from season 3? Graduation Day

6. What's your favourite episode from season 4? Something Blue

7. What's your favourite episode from season 5? Intervention

8. What's your favourite episode from season 6? Tabula Rasa

9. What's your favourite episode from season 7? Tie between Touched and Chosen

10. Who's your favourite character? Why? Spike of course. He's so complex and hot to boot

11. Who's your least favourite character? Why? Jonathan. He just irritates me

12. Who was your favourite big bad? Why? Angelus. It was a great plot twist

13. Least favourite big bad? Why? Adam. He was shite

14. Do you like Kennedy? Kind of indifferent to her really

15. Who's your favourite couple? Buffy and Spike of course.

16. If you could have any two people hook up from Buffy, who would YOU pick? I'd have love to have seen something happen between Anya and Giles

17. Would it be a serious relationship or just once for sex type of thing? Serious relationship.

18. Do you think Spike and Buffy make a cute couple? Yes!

19. Which fight on Buffy do you think was the best? The sword fight between Buffy and Angelus in Becoming

20. If you could make any two Buffy characters fight ... who would they be? Xander and Andrew in a bitch slapping fight

21. Who would win? Xander

22. Would the other die? Nah, they'd end up smooching ;)

Other Stuff
23. Do you often say, 'Oh my JOSS!'? Um....no

24. Who was your favourite musical guest on Buffy? Michelle Branch

25. What's your favourite condom flavor? Um...what's this got to do with Buffy?

26: What does that have to do with Buffy? I just asked that

27. Which season do you think Buffy had the best hair? Season 1. It was so pretty

28. Willow? Season 4

29. Xander? Season 1.

30. Giles? Season 6.

31. Did you like Maggie Walsh's hair? Um...can't say it struck me

32. Do you think the actress who played Professor Walsh would make a good Kay Scarpetta in a movie? Who?

33. If you could meet any Buffy cast member, or special guest, or even an extra ... who would it be? James. And I'm going to do just that very soon

34. How many times do you think about Buffy a day? More often than is probably healthy.

35. Do you like to read Buffy fanfiction? Definitely.

36. If so, who are your favourite characters to read about? Spike mostly

37. Do you write Buffy fanfiction? Yep.

38. If so, who do you write about? Spike and Buffy

39. Would you take a college class just about Buffy? Definitely.

40. If you were ever to be a guest on Buffy, would you be a bad guy, good guy, an extra, an ubie? Good guy.

41. Would you die? Nope

42. Would you make out with Willow? No

43. Would you make out with Andrew? That would be kind of funny, and he is cute

44. Do you think Anya is sexy with her demon face? Um....no

45. Which Buffy character do you most resemble? Probably Willow

46. Which Buffy character do you act like most? Willow.

47. If you were in the episode 'Earshot' and Buffy heard your thoughts, what would she hear? Hey, I'm in Buffy! Cool!

48. Do you ever think about poisoning everybody in your school with rat poison? Nope.

49. If you could write an episode about Buffy, what would your episode be about?
Buffy and Spike of course, kind of like the late Season 7 stuff.

50. If Anya offered to get revenge on anyone for you, who would you chose? The office bitca

51. What would she do to him/her? Make EVERYONE treat her the way she treated me

52. If you could choose any character to die, who would it be? Dawn

53. Would that character be Kennedy? Well, I wouldn't cry if she died

54. During which episode do you think Willow and Tara first had sex? The one where they did the sexy spell....maybe even sooner than that

55. What do you think really happened to Miss Kitty Fantastico? They probably ate her

56. Did you like Tara? Yes!

57. Would you like it if Joss Whedon made a Buffy movie? Sure thing

58. If you could choose any character from Buffy to move on to Angel next season ... who would you choose? Willow! Her and Fred were great together

59. If you could choose to bring back any dead character, who would you choose? Spike, but only if it meant he and Buffy would be together. Otherwise it would be Anya

60. Who was your favourite member of the Watchers Council? Lydia. She was so cute

61. Do you think Oz had hypertrichosis? No. He was a werewolf; hair was part of the package.

62. Do you own any of the Buffy DVD's? Yep.

63. Which season(s)? 1-6

64. Do you own any other Buffy merchandise? Heck yeah.

65. What else do you own? The Monster Book, The Watcher's Guide - I & II, a few novels, a couple of posters, a bag, 3 t-shirts, a diary, some towels and a mobile phone fascia

66. Do you think Joss Whedon should make a show about Willow and Tara? Um....I think it would get kind of boring

67. If there was an 8th season, who do you think the big bad could be? Buffy dealing with not being the Slayer and having to face the real world. It would be kind of like the Life theme in Season 6 only not as dark.

68. Do you like the show Family Guy? Uh, never watched it.

69. Which couple from Buffy (or couple that YOU would like to be together) do you think would do this number? Xander & Anya or Buffy and Spike

70. Do you think Whit should dump Balthazar and go back with Clem? Uh ... sure.

71. After this season, what do you think Willow is gonna do? Ride off into the sunset with Kennedy

72. Xander? Realise his gayness & ride off into the sunset with Andrew.

73. Buffy? Mourn Spike for the rest of her life and never love again ;)

74. Giles? Rebuild the council

75. Anya? Watch Xander from above and be happy that he and Andrew are making with the lurve

76. If Joss Whedon made a new series about any Buffy character (older and dead characters count too), who would you like it to be about? Willow I guess...or Giles

77. Do you think Dawn and Connor would make a cute couple? YUP!

78. Do you think Joss Whedon should have given Dawn a boyfriend? Nah, they tried in one episode and it was crap

79. A girlfriend? Nobody for Dawn. Sorry

80. Do you wish Dawn had died in the season finale of season 5? Yeah, so long as she stayed dead

81. Have you seen the softer side of sears? Huh?

82. Who's your favourite vampire? Spike

83. Who was your favourite principal? Wood! Yum!

84. Do you know what a Razorback is? Yep.

85. Do you think it's unfair that only females can be slayers? No.

86. Can dogs be turned into vampdogs? That would be funny

87. Do you believe Buffy was really in heaven? Yes

88. Do you have Buffy posters in your room? Yes

89. If so, of which characters? 1 of Buffy and 1 of Spike

90. If you could sleep with any Buffy character, who would it be? Spike

91. Would you have a threesome with Giles and Professor Walsh? EEW!

92. Do vampires have sperm? Probably, but not fertile sperm

93. Do you think Willow is ever going to finish college? Well, the college kind of blew up, along with all her records

94. If Eliza Dushku's new show gets picked up, will you watch it? Probably not....unless Wood is in it too

95. Who's your favorite Buffy writer? Joss.

96. If Buffy Animated is ever made, will you watch it? Sure.

97. Do you read the Buffy comics? I own a couple of the graphic novels

98. Do you read Buffy novels? Yep. Own a few.

99. Who do you think Buffy should be with in the end? Spike

100. What do you think about the character Buffy Summers? Would you trust her with your life? I see a lot of myself in her and I feel for her a hell of a lot

This Or That
101. Buffy or Faith? Buffy

102. Angel or Spike? Spike

103. Oz or Tara? Tara

104. Tara or Kennedy? Tara

105. Oz or Kennedy? Oz.

106. Xander or Andrew? Andrew

107. Anya or Willow? Anya

108. Buffy or Willow? Buffy

109. Sunday or Harmony? Harmony.

110. Professor Walsh or Adam? Professor Walsh.

111. Giles or Wesley? Wesley

112. Spike or dogshit? Spike

113. Willow or Tara? Tara

114. Miss Kitty Fantastico or Willow's fish? Miss Kitty

115. Once More With Feeling or Hush? Hush.

116. Under Your Spell or I'll Never Tell? Under Your Spell

117. Giles or Tara? Giles

118. Clem or Spike? Spike

119. Drusilla or Darla? Darla.

120. Xander or Spike? Spike

121. Cordelia or Harmony? Cordelia.

122. Marcie or Warren? Warren.

123. Jonathan or Andrew? Andrew

124. Joyce or Hank? Joyce.

125. Joyce or Sheila? Joyce.

126. Glory or The Master? The Master

127. AprilBot or BuffyBot? Buffybot.

128. AprilBot or Katrina? Katrina.

129. Dawn or Anya? Anya.

130. Angel or Angelus? Angelus.

131. Evil Spike, Chipped Spke, Souled/Chipped Spike, or Souled Spike? Souled Spike

132. Impata or Ms. French? Impata.

133. Dead Buffy or Buffy? Buffy.

134. Buffy or BuffyBot? Buffy

135. Xander or Willow? Willow.

136. Andrew or Anya? Andrew

137. Cassie or Marcie? Marcie

138. Owen or Scott Hope? Owen.

139. Owen or Oz? Oz.

140. Moloch or Tara? Tara

141. Spike or Drusilla? Spike

142. Jenny or Olivia? Jenny

143. Computer Willow or Magicks Willow? Magicks Willow

144. Cousin Beth or Donny? Beth.

145. Scruffy Xander or Suave Xander? Suave

146. Army Xander or Pirate Xander? Army.

147. Xander/Cordy or Xander/Anya? Xander/Anya.

148. Willow/Tara or Willow/Kennedy? Willow/Tara

149. Ted or Hank? Hank.

150. Human Oz or Werewolf Oz? Human Oz.

151. Veruca or Willow? Willow.

152. Spike almost naked or Xander in a speedo? Spike almost naked

153. Kennedy alive or Kennedy dead? Alive

154. The First Evil or The Mayor? The Mayor

155. Spike's chest or Andrew's? Spike's.

156. Belts or beltless? Beltless!

157. Lily or Chantarelle? Lily.

158. Tattoos or Piercings? Tattoos.

159. Beauty or Beasts? Beauty.

160. Human Willow or Vamp Willow? Vamp

161. Human Xander or Vamp Xander? Human.

162. Rich Cordy or Poor Cordy? Rich.

163. Straight Willow or Gay Willow? Gay.

164. Kathy or Dawn? Dawn.

165. Drunk Buffy or Sober Buffy? Sober.

166. Riley or Spike? Spike.

167. Riley or Angel? Angel.

168. Riley or a stick? There's a difference?.

169. Old Sunnydale High or new Sunnydale High? Old.

170. Demon Giles or Human Giles? Human.

171. Faith awake or Faith in a coma? Awake.

172. Superstar Jonathan or Earshot Jonathan? Superstar.

173. Buffy/Angel having sex, Buffy/Riley having sex, or Buffy/Spike having sex? Buffy/Spike

174. Dracula or The First Evil? The First Evil.

175. Chinese Slayer or Nikki? Nikki.

176. Angel's hair back in the 18th century or now? Now.

177. Olaf or Xander? Xander.

178. Dawn yelling 'Get out! Get out! Get out!' or Dawn singing? Singing.

179. Dead Joyce or Alive Joyce? Alive.

180. Smart Tara or Special Ed Tara? Smart.

181. The Summer's home flooded or the Summer's home dry? Dry.

182. Buffy as a construction worker, as a Magic Box employee, as a college student, or as a DoubleMeat Palace worker? College student

183. The Buffy gang with their memory or without their memory? With, although without had the wonderful G/A

184. Sam or Buffy? Buffy

185. Juggling Buffy or Charades Buffy? Juggling.

186. Anya's wedding dress or the bridesmaid dresses? Anya's wedding dress.

187. Xander's family or Anya's demon friends? Anya's friends

188. Crazy Buffy or Slayer Buffy? Slayer

189. Willow/Tara arguing or Willow/Tara making out? Making out

190. Xander/Anya having sex or Anya/Spike having sex? Xander/Anya.

191. Black Magic Willow or Yellow Crayon Willow? Yellow crayon

192. Mary Kate or Ashley Olsen? There is a difference?

193. Rona or Choa-Ahn? Rona.

194. Caleb or Mr. Trick? Caleb.

195. Dawn or Willow? Willow.

196. Drusilla and Spike together or Spike and Buffy together? Buffy and Spike

197. Tara alive or Tara dead? Alive.

198. Willow in England or Willow in Sunnydale? Sunnydale

199. Xander with one eye or two? Two!

200. Dawn as a ball of energy or human Dawn? Ball of energy