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ballistichimp
I have finally worked out why it is that the US armed forces have been unable to capture that most elusive of international terrorists - Bin Laden
He is of course a Jedi!
Look at the facts -
He is called Osama Bin Laden ...
Jedi sounding name to you?
MMMmmmm ...
He has a beard ... as other well known Jedi have ...
He lives in a dry, arid place ...
AND!!
The force can have a strong influence on the weak of mind.
And lets face it, they don't get much more weak of mind than the US armed forces who have trouble telling friend from foe most of the time.
"This is not the terrorist you're looking for!"
ballistichimpI have finally worked out why it is that the US armed forces have been unable to capture that most elusive of international terrorists - Bin Laden
He is of course a Jedi!
Look at the facts -
He is called Osama Bin Laden ...
Jedi sounding name to you?
MMMmmmm ...
He has a beard ... as other well known Jedi have ...
He lives in a dry, arid place ...
AND!!
The force can have a strong influence on the weak of mind.
And lets face it, they don't get much more weak of mind than the US armed forces who have trouble telling friend from foe most of the time.
"This is not the terrorist you're looking for!"