Hils Watches The Green Opal Affair
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Hello handsome UNCLE agent who isn't Napoleon or Illya

I love Illya but he is really terrible with that Samurai training block. I guess he's in the early stages of training?

Oh dear handsome UNCLE agent has been brainwashed
Illya looks so bored and Napoleon looks like he has a headache

I don't remember this episode at all!
J: Neither can I
OMG! It's the one where Napoleon roleplays as a secretary! Did I say roleplay? I meant goes undercover :D
Illya looks so predatory circling Napoleon like a shark :D

I'm sure that pier has appeared in other episodes

Napoleon at least wait until the guy has left before abandoning your disguise
OMG! The receptionist is doing sculpture! That's even better than sunbathing

J: Or knitting. See, all the women in UNCLE have varied and interesting hobbies
Aww! Handome UNCLE agent who isn't Napoleon or Illya has died :(
Napoleon gave such a predatory smile when he saw the lady in the jungle :/

Wet!Napoleon! YAY!

*Napoleon starts removing his shirt*
YAY!

*revelaing a t-shirt underneath*
BOO!

Aww! Napoleon's disguise was for nothing. That dude knew who he was all along.
Hey, Napoleon just shot me! Rude!

But actually that's a really clever way of showing the audience how terrifying a brainwashed Napoleon would be. He's in your living room every week and THRUSH could make him shoot even you!
Oops! Didn't occur to Napoleon that the fence was electric

The plot of this episode doesn't make much sense. They just said their brain alteration can give people ambition where they had none. So why kidnap the wife to have her manipulate her husband. Why not just kidnap him and make him more ambitious.
You see, bad guy, when you offer to let Napoleon kill your astrologist, she is going to feed you to the sharks

"I persuaded the doctor I didn't need the procedure."
"That must have taken some convincing."
"Not really."

Damn, I love the women in this show.
ILLYA'S HIPSTER GLASSES

Napoleon's matchmaking again and making sure people get back together.
Illya looks so unimpressed with Napoleon's puns

I think that’s my least fave of all the eps we’ve recapped so far. I dunno it just felt a little flat
1. The Deadly Games Affair
2. The Vulcan Affair
3. The Shark Affair
4. The Quadripartite Affair
5. The Iowa Scuba Affair
6. The Green Opal Affair

I love Illya but he is really terrible with that Samurai training block. I guess he's in the early stages of training?

Oh dear handsome UNCLE agent has been brainwashed
Illya looks so bored and Napoleon looks like he has a headache

I don't remember this episode at all!
J: Neither can I
OMG! It's the one where Napoleon roleplays as a secretary! Did I say roleplay? I meant goes undercover :D
Illya looks so predatory circling Napoleon like a shark :D

I'm sure that pier has appeared in other episodes

Napoleon at least wait until the guy has left before abandoning your disguise
OMG! The receptionist is doing sculpture! That's even better than sunbathing

J: Or knitting. See, all the women in UNCLE have varied and interesting hobbies
Aww! Handome UNCLE agent who isn't Napoleon or Illya has died :(
Napoleon gave such a predatory smile when he saw the lady in the jungle :/

Wet!Napoleon! YAY!

*Napoleon starts removing his shirt*
YAY!

*revelaing a t-shirt underneath*
BOO!

Aww! Napoleon's disguise was for nothing. That dude knew who he was all along.
Hey, Napoleon just shot me! Rude!

But actually that's a really clever way of showing the audience how terrifying a brainwashed Napoleon would be. He's in your living room every week and THRUSH could make him shoot even you!
Oops! Didn't occur to Napoleon that the fence was electric

The plot of this episode doesn't make much sense. They just said their brain alteration can give people ambition where they had none. So why kidnap the wife to have her manipulate her husband. Why not just kidnap him and make him more ambitious.
You see, bad guy, when you offer to let Napoleon kill your astrologist, she is going to feed you to the sharks

"I persuaded the doctor I didn't need the procedure."
"That must have taken some convincing."
"Not really."

Damn, I love the women in this show.
ILLYA'S HIPSTER GLASSES

Napoleon's matchmaking again and making sure people get back together.
Illya looks so unimpressed with Napoleon's puns

I think that’s my least fave of all the eps we’ve recapped so far. I dunno it just felt a little flat
1. The Deadly Games Affair
2. The Vulcan Affair
3. The Shark Affair
4. The Quadripartite Affair
5. The Iowa Scuba Affair
6. The Green Opal Affair