HilsWatches The Deadly Games Affair

[hils]

Hi I'm Napoleon Solo blah blah blah this was fun for the first couple of episodes.

I feel like this is one I liked last time I watched this show but I can't remember

OMG it's Angelique! Yes, this one is great!



J: And it's the one with Hitler
H: Yes. Yes, it is.

Innocent times where kids could go rowing on the river and their best toy was a catapult

My goodness Illya is attractive. Which I realise I don't need to say in every commentary but damn



"How's the punch?"
"It's just gone flat."

This is how Illya reacts when Angelique shows up. Jealous!Illya is my fave

"Some day you must tell me what it's like romancing a woman who would kill you without a qualm if THRUSH ordered it."
"It add spice, Illya. Besides I flatter myself that she might have some qualms."

"Oh, Napoleon, your friend is much too grim."
"Well the truth is he's jealous."

That establishes that then!

I love Angelique. I wish she'd been in more than one episode.

J: See, Napoleon can stare at a beautiful woman and do his job at the same time
H: Is this how Napoleon and Illya work together while staring at each other for extended periods?
J: Exactly



Illya lurking in the doorway and glaring at Angelique will never stop being hilarious



"She looks happy. Who is dead?"

Illya ILU

*Illya kills a poisonous spider Angelique planted on Napoleon*

One of Angelique's relatives, perhaps?

Illya ILU

So the stamp sold for $6500 and the kid gets $650. That doesn't seem like a very good deal.

Of course Napoleon carries a collapsable rifle around in his suitcase. Don't all spies do that?



"It just came in the mail one day with a letter saying it belonged to a helpless invalid and Chuck's name had reached him through a reliable source."

J: It's nice that internet scams existed before the internet existed

Napoleon looks so turned on by Illya's awesome mind



"You've heard of the UNCLE?"
*dude nods*

You know UNCLE sucks at being a secret organisation

*girl runs out of the car to find her boyfriend while Napoleon is tweaking the radio*

Wow, you're stupid! And Napoleon you suck!

"Her books are at the school. It won't be out of the way?"
"It won't be out of the way."

J: Aww!
H: Napoleon's a good lad

"Terry's the jealous type."

J: That's okay so is Illya

"I'm doing some experiments at home and I find I need my notes."

J: He says shiftily
H: Yeah, he's the worst liar ever

That is the best reaction to zombie!Hitler I have ever seen!



Napoleon is all sweaty. Hils greatly approves.



I like that even Angelique is freaked out by zombie!Hitler

"Nobody will suspect what's down here!"

Because zombie!Hitler is one of the first things you would suspect

J: Next time I see anything on fire I'm going to suspect zombie!Hitler

"And then you came."

J: Napoleon's face is just WTF



J: I bet Illya suspected zombie!Hitler when he arrived at the burning building

H: I wonder what poor actor got the job of lying under a sheet and twitching a bit
J: You're going to play Hitler
Oh, that sounds interesting!
No, you just need to lie under a sheet and twitch a bit

CROTCH SHOT!



J: This is why Napoleon is a badass! He killed zombie!Hitler which no other Hitler killer or zombie killer can claim
When he meets James Bond in a bar he always ends the conversation with 'yeah, but I killed zombie!Hitler'

J: And then Napoleon gifts the kids with a honeymoon because he is a matchmaker when he's not flirting with the ladies

Oh, and I totally forgot to inclue the last two eps in my S1 ranking so here's where we are at the moment

1. The Deadly Games Affair
2. The Vulcan Affair
3. The Shark Affair
4. The Quadripartite Affair
5. The Iowa Scuba Affair