Hils Watches The Quadripartite Affair
Nov. 12th, 2015 09:27 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hilsH: I want to know what that machine with the lights does
J: Computing
H: Computing?
J: Computery…things.
Ah, look, Jill Ireland. The first of her many episodes. And the first one where she’s playing Marion who comes back later.
“Kill him!”
“Okay, so long as we all agree.”
Because THRUSH is a democracy who only kills people if everyone agrees to it
Illya isn’t wearing a suit or a turtleneck. What the hell is this?
*Illya sees a photo of Marion* “Nice!”
J: That’s Illya’s way of telling Napoleon to get lost and keep his hands to himself.
This is where they were still at least trying to portray Illya as straight. Or maybe David Mccallum just wanted to flirt with his wife on camera.
He’s complimenting her photography. He’s proper going for it!
Napoleon being a good wingman and complimenting Illya before leaving.
J: That translates to ‘Illya you are awkward and terrible at flirting but don’t worry, Marion, he’ll grow on you.’
YAY! Another badass female villain. I love this show.
Illya has now stripped down to his shirt with holster. Hils greatly approves.
The shirt is buttoned all the way to the top. Oh, that fashion statement won’t last long.
Uh oh! Gassed chocolates! What a waste :(
“What’s the news from Mr Kuryakin?”
“Well he was supposed to call me 3 minutes ago.”
J: Which means he’s either been kidnapped or is kissing a woman. Either way Napoleon is not happy
Poor Illya is terrified out of his mind and whimpering. Napoleon looks upset :(
“Is that some sort of animal I hear crying?”
“Yeah, something like that.”
D:
Napoleon is in disguise as a sailor
J: He’s the poshest sailor ever! He’s wearing a cravat!
Does the villain just sit around wearing an evening dress the whole time?
“I’d love to know who snatched the girl from under our noses. They must be a very efficient organisation.”
J: LOL. Well, they’re okay.
“Next stop Yugoslavia. The three of us.”
That’s Napoleon’s 'it’s time for a threesome’ face
Wow that dude was VERY happy to see Illya and hear him speaking the language. I thought he was going to kiss him!
“It’ll be a hard climb.”
“Mr Solo don’t let my sex mislead you.”
“Oh, I’ll try very hard not to.”
See! Napoleon loves all women and Marion is another awesome lady!
“Every time we’re alone together you seem to have a gun in your hand. I never feel quite comfortable around you.”
“You have to ignore me. Pretend I’m part of the background; a tree or a rock.”
“Okay, you’re a rock.”
J: Wow they both kind of fail at flirting.
J: Illya’s excited he gets to blow something up
Napoleon looks so happy he gets to wear another disguise
“For a few moments, then, let us pretent I am a human being.”
OMG ILLYA YOU WILL MAKE ME CRY
I’ve just realised this is the first of many, many, Illya gets captured and Napoleon has to save him episodes \o/
Well that was obviously in no way a person
“If there’s anything I can do for you anything, anytime, anywhere.” Waverly are you hitting on her?
“If I need you where will you be?”
“Right where I’m needed.”
Waverlys cockblocking of Napoleon begins. “Let Illya and Marion spend some time together. You’re going on another mission. Now.”
J: Computing
H: Computing?
J: Computery…things.
Ah, look, Jill Ireland. The first of her many episodes. And the first one where she’s playing Marion who comes back later.
“Kill him!”
“Okay, so long as we all agree.”
Because THRUSH is a democracy who only kills people if everyone agrees to it
Illya isn’t wearing a suit or a turtleneck. What the hell is this?
*Illya sees a photo of Marion* “Nice!”
J: That’s Illya’s way of telling Napoleon to get lost and keep his hands to himself.
This is where they were still at least trying to portray Illya as straight. Or maybe David Mccallum just wanted to flirt with his wife on camera.
He’s complimenting her photography. He’s proper going for it!
Napoleon being a good wingman and complimenting Illya before leaving.
J: That translates to ‘Illya you are awkward and terrible at flirting but don’t worry, Marion, he’ll grow on you.’
YAY! Another badass female villain. I love this show.
Illya has now stripped down to his shirt with holster. Hils greatly approves.
The shirt is buttoned all the way to the top. Oh, that fashion statement won’t last long.
Uh oh! Gassed chocolates! What a waste :(
“What’s the news from Mr Kuryakin?”
“Well he was supposed to call me 3 minutes ago.”
J: Which means he’s either been kidnapped or is kissing a woman. Either way Napoleon is not happy
Poor Illya is terrified out of his mind and whimpering. Napoleon looks upset :(
“Is that some sort of animal I hear crying?”
“Yeah, something like that.”
D:
Napoleon is in disguise as a sailor
J: He’s the poshest sailor ever! He’s wearing a cravat!
Does the villain just sit around wearing an evening dress the whole time?
“I’d love to know who snatched the girl from under our noses. They must be a very efficient organisation.”
J: LOL. Well, they’re okay.
“Next stop Yugoslavia. The three of us.”
That’s Napoleon’s 'it’s time for a threesome’ face
Wow that dude was VERY happy to see Illya and hear him speaking the language. I thought he was going to kiss him!
“It’ll be a hard climb.”
“Mr Solo don’t let my sex mislead you.”
“Oh, I’ll try very hard not to.”
See! Napoleon loves all women and Marion is another awesome lady!
“Every time we’re alone together you seem to have a gun in your hand. I never feel quite comfortable around you.”
“You have to ignore me. Pretend I’m part of the background; a tree or a rock.”
“Okay, you’re a rock.”
J: Wow they both kind of fail at flirting.
J: Illya’s excited he gets to blow something up
Napoleon looks so happy he gets to wear another disguise
“For a few moments, then, let us pretent I am a human being.”
OMG ILLYA YOU WILL MAKE ME CRY
I’ve just realised this is the first of many, many, Illya gets captured and Napoleon has to save him episodes \o/
Well that was obviously in no way a person
“If there’s anything I can do for you anything, anytime, anywhere.” Waverly are you hitting on her?
“If I need you where will you be?”
“Right where I’m needed.”
Waverlys cockblocking of Napoleon begins. “Let Illya and Marion spend some time together. You’re going on another mission. Now.”