Hils Watches The Iowa Scuba Affair
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hilsH: Here's your 'Hi, I'm Napoleon Solo thing'
J: YAY!
I would love to know why Illya walks into Waverly's office and immediately starts putting a silencer on his gun. What is he planning?
Illya making a point of saying that he just does whatever Waverly says.
H: I don't remember this one at all
J: I think this is the one where she drives away in the end but then comes back for Napoleon when she hears shooting
H: Nope, still don't remember it
J: The music sounds like the theme of Bewitched slowed down
A dude just tried to run Napoleon down on what looked like a Vesper. That's not going to go well. Okay not quite a vesper but it was a pretty small bike
Showing a body with a bullet hole in its head is pretty grim for a family show
J: That's that house interior set that they use for every domestic scene.
What even is this dude's 'Texan' accent
Dude: "I think maybe you're barking up the wrong tree!"
Napoleon: "Maybe"
J: That means no!
Napoleon really is attractive though
Napoleon's look of utter confusion at the idea of a man not being able to swim
Nice random shot of a woman walking by with a gun on her hip. UNCLE is so awesome
"It was a matter of my life or his. I chose his."
Oh, Napoleon
J: See, Napoleon only kills people when he abosolutely has to. James Bond would blow up a building to get the bad guy and not give a shit. Poor Tanner would then have to fill in three million forms
H: Yeah, James Bond is an asshole
See, Napoleon knows the name of all the women who randomly flirt with him at UNCLE. I'll say it again NAPOLEON SOLO IS PROOF YOU CAN BE A WOMANISER WITHOUT BEING A MISOGYNIST. Napoleon loves all women but he bothers to learn their names and respects them all as individuals.
"Well, when you have a murder and you find the murderer dead that's pretty much case closed." LOL! Such a snarky sherriff
Is this the one where Napoleon's shower gets rigged for the first time but not for the last time
J: Would you like a Bible? You look like someone who does a lot of sinning. And Napoleon is all 'Bible! LOL!'
If Illya was in this episode he'd totally have saved Napoleon from the rigged shower. Probably while Napoleon was naked :D
J: The receptionist is knitting and taking notes from Waverly at the same time. Shows that UNCLE is a good place to work if you're allowed to do you're hobbies while working
J: I am enjoying Napoleon's thighs. He's not nothing on under that robe. This is like you with Illya and his open collar shirts
Napoleon your disguise/cover is so bad even the innocent farm girl can tell you're lying
Aww! Jill looks so scandalised when she realises Napoleon is flirting with her.
See, even though she's innocent and kind of freaking out about Napoleon flirting with her she's still not accepting any of his crap. Did I mention I love the way this show writes women?
Jill (struggling with the door): I can't get it open
Napoleon: Well, I see Freud's on my side
Wait, was that a sex reference or did I mishear what he said?
This is a good episode but I do miss Illya. This is probably why I didn't remember this at all :D
J: Oh, look, another woman on the run in heels. Oh, wait, they're flats.
H: Farm girls don't wear heels
J: I'm pretty sure they don't dress like that either though
Napoleon: That's lipstick
Jill: On a cigar?
Napoleon: That doesn't look like any oil man I ever heard of
Now, now, Napoleon. Don't judge!
Awesome badass lady who smokes cigars. I love the women in this show!
Napoleon: Jill, why did you come back?
Jill: I thought you might need help!
Napoleon: Well you could have been killed
Well she definitely would have been if she'd stayed in the car that was rigged with a bomb!
J: See, no patronising from Napoleon. He just hands her a gun and lets her get on with it
LOL! Fakest looking wall ever!
Yes, leave a sharp pointy weapon right next to the people you've tied up
J: Napoleon don't play with bare wires! You're going to elecrocute yourself!
Napoleon just killed a dude with his foot while he was being strangled by another dude! That's pretty badass!
J: I love how when the cavalry arrives they just know Napoleon is a good guy. He must have one of those faces
Aww! Jill's strict aunt ships Jill and Napoleon enough to send her to visit him in New York and go on a date with him.
Oh, and I said I was going to rank all the episodes so that when people ask me which episodes I like best I actually know
1. The Vulcan Affair
2. The Iowa Scuba Affair
J: YAY!
I would love to know why Illya walks into Waverly's office and immediately starts putting a silencer on his gun. What is he planning?
Illya making a point of saying that he just does whatever Waverly says.
H: I don't remember this one at all
J: I think this is the one where she drives away in the end but then comes back for Napoleon when she hears shooting
H: Nope, still don't remember it
J: The music sounds like the theme of Bewitched slowed down
A dude just tried to run Napoleon down on what looked like a Vesper. That's not going to go well. Okay not quite a vesper but it was a pretty small bike
Showing a body with a bullet hole in its head is pretty grim for a family show
J: That's that house interior set that they use for every domestic scene.
What even is this dude's 'Texan' accent
Dude: "I think maybe you're barking up the wrong tree!"
Napoleon: "Maybe"
J: That means no!
Napoleon really is attractive though
Napoleon's look of utter confusion at the idea of a man not being able to swim
Nice random shot of a woman walking by with a gun on her hip. UNCLE is so awesome
"It was a matter of my life or his. I chose his."
Oh, Napoleon
J: See, Napoleon only kills people when he abosolutely has to. James Bond would blow up a building to get the bad guy and not give a shit. Poor Tanner would then have to fill in three million forms
H: Yeah, James Bond is an asshole
See, Napoleon knows the name of all the women who randomly flirt with him at UNCLE. I'll say it again NAPOLEON SOLO IS PROOF YOU CAN BE A WOMANISER WITHOUT BEING A MISOGYNIST. Napoleon loves all women but he bothers to learn their names and respects them all as individuals.
"Well, when you have a murder and you find the murderer dead that's pretty much case closed." LOL! Such a snarky sherriff
Is this the one where Napoleon's shower gets rigged for the first time but not for the last time
J: Would you like a Bible? You look like someone who does a lot of sinning. And Napoleon is all 'Bible! LOL!'
If Illya was in this episode he'd totally have saved Napoleon from the rigged shower. Probably while Napoleon was naked :D
J: The receptionist is knitting and taking notes from Waverly at the same time. Shows that UNCLE is a good place to work if you're allowed to do you're hobbies while working
J: I am enjoying Napoleon's thighs. He's not nothing on under that robe. This is like you with Illya and his open collar shirts
Napoleon your disguise/cover is so bad even the innocent farm girl can tell you're lying
Aww! Jill looks so scandalised when she realises Napoleon is flirting with her.
See, even though she's innocent and kind of freaking out about Napoleon flirting with her she's still not accepting any of his crap. Did I mention I love the way this show writes women?
Jill (struggling with the door): I can't get it open
Napoleon: Well, I see Freud's on my side
Wait, was that a sex reference or did I mishear what he said?
This is a good episode but I do miss Illya. This is probably why I didn't remember this at all :D
J: Oh, look, another woman on the run in heels. Oh, wait, they're flats.
H: Farm girls don't wear heels
J: I'm pretty sure they don't dress like that either though
Napoleon: That's lipstick
Jill: On a cigar?
Napoleon: That doesn't look like any oil man I ever heard of
Now, now, Napoleon. Don't judge!
Awesome badass lady who smokes cigars. I love the women in this show!
Napoleon: Jill, why did you come back?
Jill: I thought you might need help!
Napoleon: Well you could have been killed
Well she definitely would have been if she'd stayed in the car that was rigged with a bomb!
J: See, no patronising from Napoleon. He just hands her a gun and lets her get on with it
LOL! Fakest looking wall ever!
Yes, leave a sharp pointy weapon right next to the people you've tied up
J: Napoleon don't play with bare wires! You're going to elecrocute yourself!
Napoleon just killed a dude with his foot while he was being strangled by another dude! That's pretty badass!
J: I love how when the cavalry arrives they just know Napoleon is a good guy. He must have one of those faces
Aww! Jill's strict aunt ships Jill and Napoleon enough to send her to visit him in New York and go on a date with him.
Oh, and I said I was going to rank all the episodes so that when people ask me which episodes I like best I actually know
1. The Vulcan Affair
2. The Iowa Scuba Affair