Coooooooooolin!
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hilsWas channel surfing and I stumbled across the Catherine Tate Christmas Special. Colin was on screen. It made me happy.
I feel like I haven't done anything Merlin related for ages! I mean I have. I've done Kink fics and my![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
armer_gayms entries but I dunno. I need to see the boys I think
Oh, but that reminds me. Now that voting has closed I HAVE to share the badfic I had to write for one of the challenges. It didn't win anything but it made me laugh a lot so here we go
Merlin was a wizard and the most magical person ever. Even harry potter was jealous of how magical Merlin was. Merlin lived in a place called Camalot were he lived with Gaius. Magic was not allowed in Camelot but Merlin did it anyway because he was so good at it and he needed too to keep Arthur alive (because the dragon told him it was his destiny).
One day Merlin and Arthur were out in the woods because Arthur wanted to go hunting. Merlin didn’t want to go but Arthur said he had too.
“Arthur, I don’t want to come hunting,” Merlin whined in a whiny voice. “I want to stay at home and practise my magic…oops!”
Merlin was scared. He hadn’t meant to tell Arthur about his magic but it just popped out. Now Arthur was going to shout at him and maybe kill him. It made him scared.
“I knew you were a wizard,” Arthur said. “I didn’t tell anyone because I love you.”
“Oh!” Merlin said. “That’s good because I love you too.”
“Yes,” Arthur replied. “Now lets kiss.”
They kissed and it was nice. Merlin had never felt so happy before.
Suddenly a beautiful fairy princess arrived.
“Hello,” she said. “I am princess buttercup vanilla and I have come to give you a gift because your love is so pure.”
“I like presents,” Arthur said.
Merlin was too busy staring at the beauitfil fairy who was more beautiful that anything he had ever seen before. Her eyes were a perfect emerald green and her long red hair shimmered around her perfect shoulders. If he wasn’t already in love with Arthur he would have fallen in love with the fairy for sure.
Princess Buttercup Vanilla waved her magic wand and Merlin and Arthur began to sparkle like Edward from Twilight.
“I have made you pretty to match your pretty love for each other,” Princess Buttercup Vanilla said. “I will always be watching over you.”
When she disappeared Merlin felt sad because she was so beautiful and he missed her. He hoped that one day she would be back (I will write a sequel if I get enough comments)
“You look beautiful,” Arthur said. “Even your silly ears are sparkling.”
“Yeah, well your hair sparkles all the time.” Merlin said.
“I know.” Arthur said. “That’s because I’m the handsome prince.”
Merlin laughed and kissed him again.
The End.
I feel like I haven't done anything Merlin related for ages! I mean I have. I've done Kink fics and my
armer_gayms entries but I dunno. I need to see the boys I thinkOh, but that reminds me. Now that voting has closed I HAVE to share the badfic I had to write for one of the challenges. It didn't win anything but it made me laugh a lot so here we go
Merlin was a wizard and the most magical person ever. Even harry potter was jealous of how magical Merlin was. Merlin lived in a place called Camalot were he lived with Gaius. Magic was not allowed in Camelot but Merlin did it anyway because he was so good at it and he needed too to keep Arthur alive (because the dragon told him it was his destiny).
One day Merlin and Arthur were out in the woods because Arthur wanted to go hunting. Merlin didn’t want to go but Arthur said he had too.
“Arthur, I don’t want to come hunting,” Merlin whined in a whiny voice. “I want to stay at home and practise my magic…oops!”
Merlin was scared. He hadn’t meant to tell Arthur about his magic but it just popped out. Now Arthur was going to shout at him and maybe kill him. It made him scared.
“I knew you were a wizard,” Arthur said. “I didn’t tell anyone because I love you.”
“Oh!” Merlin said. “That’s good because I love you too.”
“Yes,” Arthur replied. “Now lets kiss.”
They kissed and it was nice. Merlin had never felt so happy before.
Suddenly a beautiful fairy princess arrived.
“Hello,” she said. “I am princess buttercup vanilla and I have come to give you a gift because your love is so pure.”
“I like presents,” Arthur said.
Merlin was too busy staring at the beauitfil fairy who was more beautiful that anything he had ever seen before. Her eyes were a perfect emerald green and her long red hair shimmered around her perfect shoulders. If he wasn’t already in love with Arthur he would have fallen in love with the fairy for sure.
Princess Buttercup Vanilla waved her magic wand and Merlin and Arthur began to sparkle like Edward from Twilight.
“I have made you pretty to match your pretty love for each other,” Princess Buttercup Vanilla said. “I will always be watching over you.”
When she disappeared Merlin felt sad because she was so beautiful and he missed her. He hoped that one day she would be back (I will write a sequel if I get enough comments)
“You look beautiful,” Arthur said. “Even your silly ears are sparkling.”
“Yeah, well your hair sparkles all the time.” Merlin said.
“I know.” Arthur said. “That’s because I’m the handsome prince.”
Merlin laughed and kissed him again.
The End.
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Date: 2009-04-04 09:15 pm (UTC)Merlin was scared. He hadn’t meant to tell Arthur about his magic but it just popped out. Now Arthur was going to shout at him and maybe kill him. It made him scared.
“I knew you were a wizard,” Arthur said. “I didn’t tell anyone because I love you.”
hahahaha your entry was one of the best!
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Date: 2009-04-04 09:44 pm (UTC)AHAHAHAHAH. I thought that was the bestest, but, then!
Merlin and Arthur began to sparkle like Edward from Twilight.
:D :D :D :D :D :D
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Date: 2009-04-04 09:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-04 11:17 pm (UTC)2) “I like presents,” Arthur said. I think I may have given Arthur this line seriously before *is scared*
3)Ah Colin on our TVs...the place he should be. Well, one of the places. He's prettier than any man should be. *sigh*
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Date: 2009-04-04 11:18 pm (UTC)2. Well, who doesn't like presents?
3. So pretty! Even prettier when he's with Bradley
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Date: 2009-04-07 01:46 pm (UTC)I had a neat categorical system of: bad buttsecks, mary sues and general disasters and I was planning on voting for the best of each but because of this epicness (epicosity?) I HAD TO VOTE FOR TWO MARY SUES
WELL DONE
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Date: 2009-04-07 01:49 pm (UTC)