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[hils]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In November I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Friday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Saturday I bought porn for attaccabottoni (-10 points). In October I pulled over and changed sarahlynnl's flat tire (15 points). Last Monday I put gum in notsowise_sage's hair (-12 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-783 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, Hils

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But notsowise_sage doesn't have any hair! I demand a re-trial!

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[lex-a-like.livejournal.com]

Actually last Monday I did have hair, as I was too lazy to shave for over a week. Only just got round to it yesterday, and now you know why - once someone puts gum in your hair, you don't really have a choice! Hmph!

[hils.livejournal.com]

Wah!