OMG! NO!

[hils]

Can someone please tell the Iron Man/Smallville/Top Gear crossover bunny to get out of my head.

Now.

I've got the Top Gear boys arguing over the Audi and the Porsche (even though that would never happen because they all hate Audis) and settling the argument by making Lex and Tony have a race in their cars

Gah!

This is why drugs are bad, kids.

Edit: And then Clark could show up at the end and tell them off for dangerous driving

*facepalm*

Comments

[selinamoonfire.livejournal.com]

You tell my SpN crack!Au to shut up, and I'll tell your bunnies to shut up. :P

[hils.livejournal.com]

Ok!

*kicks the AU to death*

Did that help?

[selinamoonfire.livejournal.com]

Since it's SpN, it'll probably be resurrected in an hour or two.

[hils.livejournal.com]

LOL!

Well, I tried!

[selinamoonfire.livejournal.com]

But now they're hopping worse! Which may be good. I may have a plot.

[hils.livejournal.com]

YAY!

[ceci2176.livejournal.com]

YAY for xo crack!!! \o/ The only thing that would make this better would be owies. *eg*

And I'd only tell the bunny to get out of your head if it could guarantee that the story would be written. *eg*

[hils.livejournal.com]

Hehe!

You're no help! *spanks*

;)

[ceci2176.livejournal.com]

*throws you handcuffs*

The race could end in a terrible car crash! *nodnod*

*runs off to bed*

[hils.livejournal.com]

No, it couldn't, because Clark wouldn't let it happen! LOL!

[ceci2176.livejournal.com]

Clark is such a wuss!

*hides under her covers*

[silvercobwebs.livejournal.com]

... and they drive off into the sunset in their Alpha's? ; )

[hils.livejournal.com]

Hah! Yes, but they break down 100 yards down the road ;)

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

It would never happen because they'd make Lex and Tony race in the Reasonably Priced Car ("Chevrolet" Lacetti), and leave the Audi and the Porsche to The Stig.

[hils.livejournal.com]

Hehe! I can just see Tony 'modifying' the Lacetti before he'll even get in it *g*

Time to feed the bunny

[multiclassgeek.livejournal.com]

RACE!! Tony in the Mark V armour vs Clark flying vs Jeremy in a Bugatti Veyron. (Clarkson, of course, presents a BS reason why he actually won)

Lionel attempts to recruit The Stig as a test driver for LexCorp R&D.

Then Lex and Hammond have epic buttsex on the deck of the SHIELD Helicarrier.

Re: Time to feed the bunny

[hils.livejournal.com]

Oh. My. God!

Your brain is scary, and that's coming from ME! LOL!

[lexalicious70.livejournal.com]

*Dies laughing*

That? Would be MADE of WIN!!!

[hils.livejournal.com]

No one is trying to talk me out of this. LOL!

[aurora-bee.livejournal.com]

Oh dear, the Hamster and Lex, and a Porsche. I may never be able to speak again. *Turns into a puddle.*

[hils.livejournal.com]

Hee! Yeah, I know what you mean

[eleclya-m.livejournal.com]

*cough*

Jeremy rather likes that Audi. They just think that most of the people that drive them are cocks.

[hils.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear god! Now I HAVE to write it!

Thanks for that! LOL!

[eleclya-m.livejournal.com]

LOL, ever need any Top Gear info feel free to ask, I know it all far too well. I'm kinda scared by how I wasn't even finished reading the post before I knew where to find the clip :\

[hils.livejournal.com]

Hehe! Well, I'll be sure to come back to you when I need someone to check the fic for correct characterisation etc