Oh dear!

[hils]

That was awful! Really, really, really awful.

In fact it wasn't even an Indiana Jones movie, it was a preview for The X-Files.

Was George Lucas on crack when he decided to make this about aliens?

Weirdly the best thing about it was Shia LaBeouf and half the time he had nothing to do

All attempts at amusing snark between Indy and Marian fell flat, Mac was a two-dimensional villain and Cate Blanchett, who we all know can act, was somehow rendered as flat and boring as everyone else.

The plot was incoherent and strung together by action scenes and CGI, and even the little in-jokes like the Ark showing up in the warehouse were crap

For a while I thought it was me just letting Iron Man overshadow everything but jacqui_hw hated it too.

Putting aside the insane abount of squeeing I've been doing, really, don't waste your money. Go and see Iron Man (again) instead.