OOH!

I've got the subject of Apollo at icons100 now. I'd better get capping/creating

Fanfiction

After looking at drbillbongo's fanfiction poll it occured to me that I am totally crap at reading my friends fiction. So, I aim to change this. Send me your fiction. If you have them archived on a website or in your LJ memories then great. If not just send me a link to something I can save to read when I'm not online doing stuff

Also, if you have any fic recs from fandoms I'm in I'd be glad to recieve those too

*feels like a crap friend*

Help

Can anyone think of some good Halloween games for us to play at the party on Saturday? jacqui_hw doesn't want anything that will be messy or that involves a lot of bouncing around.

Hehe!

The Sawyer Song

Party time!

Just in case there are any songs I didn't include on the CDs I made last year

[Poll #597064]

A slightly crude joke

A woman is in a coma and has been for some time. One day when she is getting a bed bath from the nurses they notice a reaction when they are cleaning beneath her breasts. They call her husband in and suggest he try doing this on a regular basis. He does and each time there is a reaction. The nurses suggest he try moving things down south a little so he starts using his fingers and there is even more of a reaction. Finally the nurses suggest he try oral sex and the woman flatlines. The nurses ask the man what happened and he replied

"I think she choked"

Another joke

From flickums

George Bush is meeting with his military advisors and he is informed that a brazilian has been killed in Iraq

"Oh my god!", the President cries, horrified. "Is that a lot?"