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Stupid cold seems to be getting worse rather than better. Sombody kill me! (Um...don't really. I'm always wary of some knights hearing me say this and then hacking me to death)

Today's advent calendar: Sunnydale Rockets

Dying...

Stupid cold has now turned into fucking awful cold. I feel worse than I did last week. Thankfully I'm off work tomorrow, although maybe work is preferable to visiting the parents

I have an interesting choice ahead of me.

1. I spend the weekend with my parents, locked in my room and slowly going insane

2. I spend the weekend in my own house, locked in my room and slowly going insane while Tom shags his girlfriend as frequently as possible. He's already told me that they've pretty much 'christened' every room in the house (including mine before I moved in). I don't think I can bring myself to touch anything ever again.

So whichever one I do is going to result in not much fun, especially since I feel like shite.

Edited to add

Oh, and I got my Secret Slasha pairing. Verrry interesting. I don't think ANYONE had done this couple before. It's going to be a challenge. Thanfully I love a challenge. It'll also be my first dark fic. Hopefully I can pull it off

All The Way

Well, All The Way was on tonight and as usual I have comments

1. I was surprised to find that Tom liked this one, and indeed seems to be liking Season 6 as a whole. And people criticise MY taste....

2. As always love the shop basement scene. Spike's leather collar line got a laugh from Tom.

3. I miss Giles

4. I miss Tara. Hate seeing her and Willow fight, especially now I know what happens :(

5. This episode was in fact nowhere near as bad as I remember. Even Dawn was tolerable

6. Once More With Feeling next week. WHEEE!!!!

Top 5 eps

For absolutely no reason I'm going to post my top 5 Buffy episodes from each of the Seasons. I've included Season 7, but I've only seen up to Him so far

Season 1

1. Prophecy Girl
2. Angel
3. The Puppet Show
4. Nightmares
5. Invisible Girl

Season 2

1. Becoming
2. Killed By Death
3. What's My Line
4. Passion
5. I Only Have Eyes For You

Season 3

1. The Wish
2. Band Candy
3. Lover's Walk
4. Dopplegangland
5. Graduation Day

Season 4

1. Hush
2. Superstar
3. Something Blue
4. Restless
5. Primeval

Season 5

1. Intervention
2. Fool For Love
3. Sprial
4. Into The Woods
5. The Gift

Season 6

1. Tabula Rasa
2. Once More With Feeling
3. Hells Bells
4. Grave
5. Bargaining

Season 7

1. Beneath You
2. Him
3. Help
4. Selfless
5. Same Time, Same Place

Glenn Quinn

I just heard that Glenn Quinn (Doyle from AtS) died on Monday. That's so sad, he must have only been in his thirties

Maybe I'll go and watch some Season 1 Angel later on...

60 things not to say to a naked guy

Got this from one of the members of One Good Day

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Who circumcised you?
4. Why don't we just cuddle?
5. You know they have surgery to fix that.
6. It's more fun to look at.
7. Make it dance.
8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
10. It looks like a night crawler.
11. Wow, and your feet are so big.
12. My last boyfriend was 4'' bigger.
13. It's ok, we'll work around it.
14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
15. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
17. Oh no, a flash headache.
18. (giggle and point)
19. Can I be honest with you?
20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
21. Let me go get my tweezers.
22. How sweet, you brought incense.
23. This explains your car.
24. You must be a growing boy.
25. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
27. Are you one of those pygmies?
28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
29. Every heard of clearasil?
30. All right, a treasure hunt!
31. I didn't know they came that small.
32. Why is God punishing you?
33. At least this won't take long.
34. I never saw one like that before.
35. What do you call this?
36. But it still works, right?
37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting.
38. It looks so unused.
39. Do you take steroids?
40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
42. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
43. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
45. Aww, it's hiding.
46. Are you cold?
47. If you get me real drunk first.
48. Is that an optical illusion?
49. What is that?
50. I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
51. Were you neutered?
52. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
53. Does it come with an air pump?
54. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
55. Where are the puppet strings?
56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.
58. Never mind, why bother.
59. Is that a second belly button?
60. Where's the rest of it?