Newcastiel
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hilsWe had a Newcastiel meetup on Saturday. Not so many silly pics this time but, as always, we composed one of our epic fics
In attendance:
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hils
moonlettuce
kaylbunny
emerald_embers
steerpikesister
absdax
midnightheir
This is not from Newcastiel but I saw a pretty sunset when I was walking to the supermarket a couple of days ago
Epic burger
Sam!Bear embracing his feminine side
A guy called Rob who, upon arrival, was made to wear the wig and hold the unicorn. LOL.
And here's the fic. For those of you who are new-ish what happens is we pass a notebook around and take it in turn to write sentences. No prizes for guessing who started this one ;)
Once upon a time there was a happy man with fabulous hair. His name was Jared and his two 'friends' were called Jensen and Misha. His hair was so fabulous that all the princesses in the land were jealous and wanted to find out the secret to his awesome magic hair. Many had gone on quests to find out the source of his hair's awesomeness, but none had succeeded. Known for his extensive grooming regime Jared rarely left his rather large purple tower complete with sparkling mirror.
"I'm bored," Misha said. "Shall we go and visit Jared?"
"That is a fantastic idea," said Jensen.
"Let's hope we catch him in a state of undress," replied Misha.
At this Jensen stared into space, imagining. "Mmm...state of undress..."
Misha stared at Jensen warily for it was true that Jared's state of undress was indeed legendary. Upon realising this he decided that it would be best for him to admire the sight himself. Alone. So he snuck off into the mystical forest of mystical stuff.
As Misha encountered his first unicorn Jensen shed a single perfect tear of emo man pain at being left behind.
Meanwhile, back in his purple tower of awesomeness, Jared was prancing around in his room. He had just had a shower and was completely naked. He was totally unaware that he was being spied on by a bad man. A very bad man. A very, VERY bad man. A man called Mark. A man who unlike Jared did not have luscious bouncing locks of cascading chocolate brown descending from his crown. Yes, Mark was bald and this is why he was evil.
Mark laughed an evil laugh. "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Because he was evil.
Jared armed himself with some hair grips and a paddle brush. "You will not defile my inner sanctum!"
Meanwhile, back in the mystical forest of mystical stuff Misha was talking to the unicorn trying to persuade him to accompany him to Jared's tower.
Like a bloodhound the unicorn sprang into action, sensing evil things afoot in the heart of his mystical domain. Turning abruptly the unicorn vanished into the forest to vanquish evil, leaving nothing but a trail of rainbows and glitter in its wake.
Unable to stop himself Misha followed the unicorn, wanting to sate his curiosity. Peeking around a tree Misha's eyes widened as he saw the unicorn locked in an epic battle with a dinosaur.
"Rawr!" said the dinosaur. "You will not get any further."
As this was the mystical forest of mystical stuff Misha wasn't surprised to find a talking dinosaur but he couldn't decide whether to intervene in the epic battle.
In the end the decision was taken from him as a ninja!mammoth appeared by his side.
"Leave this place now, human. The one with the lustrous hair needs your help."
"Holy crap!" Misha said. "How the fuck did you not make any sound in the dense vegetation?"
The mammoth lifted its feet to reveal the soft squishy bodies of rabbits roped to its ankles.
"I see," said Misha. "But what about branches in the air?"
"A wizard did it," said the mammoth before butting the dinosaur in the side. "Now go!"
Misha followed the unicorn deeper into the forest until he arrived at a clearing.
"I'm sorry," said the unicorn, "but I cannot let you travel any further unless you are a virgin."
"Of course I'm a virgin," said Misha. His eyes were shifty, obviously lying, but the unicorn being pure and innocent didn't recognise the lie.
"Okay! I shall take you from here to the purple tower."
The unicorn pranced off with Misha riding him.
Meanwhile, Mark stood in the tower, transfixed before the mirror and admiring how the sun streaming through the window reflected off his balding scalp. Taking the opportunity to escape, Jared rushed from his hard purple tower into the mystical forest of mystical stuff.
"Help me!" he cried, clutching a hand to his manly chest. "I need a big strapping giant brute of a man to help me!"
At that moment, a unicorn burst out of the forest with a man astride it, his dark hair glinting in the sunlight, his blue eyes shining brightly like deep pools of azure magic.
"Or you'll do--" commented Jared.
"My name is Misha Collins. I'm here to rescue you."
"Uh... I know who you are, dude. We've been 'friends' for years."
"Oh, right."
"Fuck," said Mark.
Misha hoisted Jared onto the unicorn, careful to avoid touching his legs too much lest the unicorn get suspicious.
"And now," Misha said. "You DIE!"
"He didn't actually do anything bad, dude." Jared pointed out.
"And he shan't," declared Misha before perfectly executing a flying crane kick at Mark's balls.
"Oh noes!" cried Mark. "I happen to like my balls. They are my best asset."
Meanwhile Jensen paused to wipe sweat from his brow. Assembling a deluxe picnic table with heated seats and parasol was time consuming and yet the surprise would be worth it. Jared and Misha would never suspect such a wonderful surprise.
Unaware of their friend's actions Misha and Jared faced down Mark who was clutching his painful balls.
"That was mean of you!" Mark said, his lower lip wobbling.
Misha glanced at Jared. "Er, he's still evil, right?"
Jared shrugged. "Maybe you kicked the goodness out of his balls and into the rest of his body?"
Now Mark was crying and Jared couldn't help himself. "I think someone needs a hug."
He wrapped his big strong arms around the man and gave him a hug.
"There, there," he said. "It's not your fault you're bald."
"My mother never breastfed me as a child," Mark cried out.
"OKAY," said Jared. "That's enough male bonding for one day. Speaking of male bonding where's Jensen?"
As it so happened Jensen was lightly dusting strawberries with sugar and checking his mystical watch. "Gosh, if they don't get here soon it'll be the hottest time of the day and they're have no shade!"
Luckily at that exact moment Misha, Jared and Mark entered the clearing of the mystical forest of mystical stuff with the unicorn.
"OOOH! A picnic!" exclaimed Mark.
"Yes," said Jensen. "I thought you might be hungry after your daring rescue mission...quest...thing."
"Strawberries! Mmm!" said Jared. "I knew I kept you around for more than sex."
Misha frowned. Mark frowned. Jared frowned.
Jensen shed a manly emo tear. "I thought that was why you had Misha."
Another tear fell.
The unicorn's horn slipped asunder.
"Does this mean you aren't virgins?" he asked, his eyes welling with tears.
"Er..." Misha thought frantically. "You misheard. He keeps us around for socks. He keeps losing his and we help him find them."
"Oh!" The unicorn replied brightly. "That's okay then!"
Jared gave Jensen a hug and he soon stopped crying. Jared, Misha, Jensen, Mark and the unicorn had a lovely picnic and nothing bad happened.
The End
In attendance:
hilsmoonlettucekaylbunnyemerald_emberssteerpikesisterabsdaxmidnightheirThis is not from Newcastiel but I saw a pretty sunset when I was walking to the supermarket a couple of days ago
Epic burger
Sam!Bear embracing his feminine side
A guy called Rob who, upon arrival, was made to wear the wig and hold the unicorn. LOL.
And here's the fic. For those of you who are new-ish what happens is we pass a notebook around and take it in turn to write sentences. No prizes for guessing who started this one ;)
Once upon a time there was a happy man with fabulous hair. His name was Jared and his two 'friends' were called Jensen and Misha. His hair was so fabulous that all the princesses in the land were jealous and wanted to find out the secret to his awesome magic hair. Many had gone on quests to find out the source of his hair's awesomeness, but none had succeeded. Known for his extensive grooming regime Jared rarely left his rather large purple tower complete with sparkling mirror.
"I'm bored," Misha said. "Shall we go and visit Jared?"
"That is a fantastic idea," said Jensen.
"Let's hope we catch him in a state of undress," replied Misha.
At this Jensen stared into space, imagining. "Mmm...state of undress..."
Misha stared at Jensen warily for it was true that Jared's state of undress was indeed legendary. Upon realising this he decided that it would be best for him to admire the sight himself. Alone. So he snuck off into the mystical forest of mystical stuff.
As Misha encountered his first unicorn Jensen shed a single perfect tear of emo man pain at being left behind.
Meanwhile, back in his purple tower of awesomeness, Jared was prancing around in his room. He had just had a shower and was completely naked. He was totally unaware that he was being spied on by a bad man. A very bad man. A very, VERY bad man. A man called Mark. A man who unlike Jared did not have luscious bouncing locks of cascading chocolate brown descending from his crown. Yes, Mark was bald and this is why he was evil.
Mark laughed an evil laugh. "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Because he was evil.
Jared armed himself with some hair grips and a paddle brush. "You will not defile my inner sanctum!"
Meanwhile, back in the mystical forest of mystical stuff Misha was talking to the unicorn trying to persuade him to accompany him to Jared's tower.
Like a bloodhound the unicorn sprang into action, sensing evil things afoot in the heart of his mystical domain. Turning abruptly the unicorn vanished into the forest to vanquish evil, leaving nothing but a trail of rainbows and glitter in its wake.
Unable to stop himself Misha followed the unicorn, wanting to sate his curiosity. Peeking around a tree Misha's eyes widened as he saw the unicorn locked in an epic battle with a dinosaur.
"Rawr!" said the dinosaur. "You will not get any further."
As this was the mystical forest of mystical stuff Misha wasn't surprised to find a talking dinosaur but he couldn't decide whether to intervene in the epic battle.
In the end the decision was taken from him as a ninja!mammoth appeared by his side.
"Leave this place now, human. The one with the lustrous hair needs your help."
"Holy crap!" Misha said. "How the fuck did you not make any sound in the dense vegetation?"
The mammoth lifted its feet to reveal the soft squishy bodies of rabbits roped to its ankles.
"I see," said Misha. "But what about branches in the air?"
"A wizard did it," said the mammoth before butting the dinosaur in the side. "Now go!"
Misha followed the unicorn deeper into the forest until he arrived at a clearing.
"I'm sorry," said the unicorn, "but I cannot let you travel any further unless you are a virgin."
"Of course I'm a virgin," said Misha. His eyes were shifty, obviously lying, but the unicorn being pure and innocent didn't recognise the lie.
"Okay! I shall take you from here to the purple tower."
The unicorn pranced off with Misha riding him.
Meanwhile, Mark stood in the tower, transfixed before the mirror and admiring how the sun streaming through the window reflected off his balding scalp. Taking the opportunity to escape, Jared rushed from his hard purple tower into the mystical forest of mystical stuff.
"Help me!" he cried, clutching a hand to his manly chest. "I need a big strapping giant brute of a man to help me!"
At that moment, a unicorn burst out of the forest with a man astride it, his dark hair glinting in the sunlight, his blue eyes shining brightly like deep pools of azure magic.
"Or you'll do--" commented Jared.
"My name is Misha Collins. I'm here to rescue you."
"Uh... I know who you are, dude. We've been 'friends' for years."
"Oh, right."
"Fuck," said Mark.
Misha hoisted Jared onto the unicorn, careful to avoid touching his legs too much lest the unicorn get suspicious.
"And now," Misha said. "You DIE!"
"He didn't actually do anything bad, dude." Jared pointed out.
"And he shan't," declared Misha before perfectly executing a flying crane kick at Mark's balls.
"Oh noes!" cried Mark. "I happen to like my balls. They are my best asset."
Meanwhile Jensen paused to wipe sweat from his brow. Assembling a deluxe picnic table with heated seats and parasol was time consuming and yet the surprise would be worth it. Jared and Misha would never suspect such a wonderful surprise.
Unaware of their friend's actions Misha and Jared faced down Mark who was clutching his painful balls.
"That was mean of you!" Mark said, his lower lip wobbling.
Misha glanced at Jared. "Er, he's still evil, right?"
Jared shrugged. "Maybe you kicked the goodness out of his balls and into the rest of his body?"
Now Mark was crying and Jared couldn't help himself. "I think someone needs a hug."
He wrapped his big strong arms around the man and gave him a hug.
"There, there," he said. "It's not your fault you're bald."
"My mother never breastfed me as a child," Mark cried out.
"OKAY," said Jared. "That's enough male bonding for one day. Speaking of male bonding where's Jensen?"
As it so happened Jensen was lightly dusting strawberries with sugar and checking his mystical watch. "Gosh, if they don't get here soon it'll be the hottest time of the day and they're have no shade!"
Luckily at that exact moment Misha, Jared and Mark entered the clearing of the mystical forest of mystical stuff with the unicorn.
"OOOH! A picnic!" exclaimed Mark.
"Yes," said Jensen. "I thought you might be hungry after your daring rescue mission...quest...thing."
"Strawberries! Mmm!" said Jared. "I knew I kept you around for more than sex."
Misha frowned. Mark frowned. Jared frowned.
Jensen shed a manly emo tear. "I thought that was why you had Misha."
Another tear fell.
The unicorn's horn slipped asunder.
"Does this mean you aren't virgins?" he asked, his eyes welling with tears.
"Er..." Misha thought frantically. "You misheard. He keeps us around for socks. He keeps losing his and we help him find them."
"Oh!" The unicorn replied brightly. "That's okay then!"
Jared gave Jensen a hug and he soon stopped crying. Jared, Misha, Jensen, Mark and the unicorn had a lovely picnic and nothing bad happened.
The End