Let there be wank

[hils]

oh_i_er_oh wanted some Smallville wank to get involved in so I would like to announce the following

1. Lois is a dumb bimbo whose only assets are her fake boobs

2. Chloe is the best character because she doesn't use her sexuality to get what she wants

3. Lana needs to get back together with Clark because their love is the truest I've ever seen expressed in TV

4. Lex is obviously straight and those who slash him with Clark are filthy perverts who will burn in hell

5. Lana bashers are just jealous because she is prettier and smarter than them and gets to boink the hot guys in the show

Let the wank commence!

Disclaimer: The opinions expressed above may not necessarily be mine ;)