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hilsClark: I know how this is going to sound, but I think she was attacked by a vampire.
Me: James, don't you dare say it!
Professor Fine: Clark, there's no such thing as vampires.
Me: *cries*
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Ms. Khan: Oh, it's a good hmm, if we printed tabliod nonsense like the Inquisitor does, but we're the Daily Planet and tall tales about slaying Buffy the vampire don't make it into the pages of a real newspaper.
Dude, the vampire was called Buffy Sanders!
*points to icon again*
*cries*
I should have stopped at the end of Season 4! I'm in pain!
Me: James, don't you dare say it!
Professor Fine: Clark, there's no such thing as vampires.
Me: *cries*
* * *
Ms. Khan: Oh, it's a good hmm, if we printed tabliod nonsense like the Inquisitor does, but we're the Daily Planet and tall tales about slaying Buffy the vampire don't make it into the pages of a real newspaper.
Dude, the vampire was called Buffy Sanders!
*points to icon again*
*cries*
I should have stopped at the end of Season 4! I'm in pain!