How to ruin a fic
Jan. 13th, 2007 05:16 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
hilsI don't normally post about bad!fics because I think it's cruel to the author. However, this realy does demonstrate how a bad sex scene can spoil what would otherwise be a great fic
I'm obviously not going to name the author. It's no one on my flist. But I read what was mostly an amazing Clex fic. Unfortunately, after I'd been happily reading for about half an hour I got to the sex scene which occured at the end of the story. I was fine with it until I got to this
"Let me do you," says Lex, sitting up. He dips his fingers in the jar and slicks them down Clark's long-suffering cock. "God, you're big, fat as a tangerine at the tip..."
"Too big?" asks Clark. "I don't want-"
Lex claps a sticky hand over Clark's mouth.
"I do. So shut up and fuck me."
A tangerine? Duuude!
I'm obviously not going to name the author. It's no one on my flist. But I read what was mostly an amazing Clex fic. Unfortunately, after I'd been happily reading for about half an hour I got to the sex scene which occured at the end of the story. I was fine with it until I got to this
"Let me do you," says Lex, sitting up. He dips his fingers in the jar and slicks them down Clark's long-suffering cock. "God, you're big, fat as a tangerine at the tip..."
"Too big?" asks Clark. "I don't want-"
Lex claps a sticky hand over Clark's mouth.
"I do. So shut up and fuck me."
A tangerine? Duuude!
